These movies are so bad, you'll want to kill yourself!

Submitted by jenhowel on Tue, 02/20/2001 - 09:14
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  • "Bloodhook" - a bad horror movie that's not funny
  • "The Last House on the Left" - ditto
  • "The Girl on the Swing" - WHAT???!!!???? Wow, I don't even remember seeing this movie or what it was about. It sounds like a bad horror flick though.
  • "Apartment Zero" - What the hell?
  • "Sister my Sister" - the lucky sleep through it
  • "Batman and Robin" - not as bad as the others on the list, but for what it cost... Whoah.
  • "Becoming Colette" - Coax me, come on and coax me
  • "The Loss of Sexual Innocence" - new title "The Loss of Seven Dollars"
  • "Barb Wire" - Actually tried to rip off "Casablanca" Plus half hour of mind-numbing implant close-up.
  • "Emannuelle" - Almost made me chaste.
  • "Dr. T and the Women" - Everyone in it worships Richard Gere, speaks in horrible Texas accents, wears extraneous furs, and generally sucks and whines about stupid shit. You will want to die, since you know you can't kill the characters.
Author Comments: 

These are not just mere bad movies. I like those. They're funny! Some people list like "Titanic" or "Forrest Gump" but my standards for horrific films are much higher. These are movies that make you want to die or kill the people responsible for them. I offer this list as a service.

jim03/21/2000

I feel a twinge of pride at only having seen two of these movies (Batman and Robin and Barb Wire); both were miserable. But I'm surprised that you think Batman and Robin is the best of the Batman movies ("not as bad as the others") - I'd peg it as the worse. O wait . . . Did you mean not as bad as the other movies on your list?

jenhowel03/21/2000

Yeah, I'll make that clear in the list. I actually really liked "Batman Forever" and at least the Catwoman part in "Batman Returns". The first one I only saw once. Will correct it.

frida05/10/2000

Yes, sadly I too have seen "apartment zero" it is truly awful.

barbieOONA05/10/2000

there's a fragonard painting (rococo) called "the girl on the swing" i think...any connection?

jblack02/05/2001

You said it home girl. Dr. T. And The Women is ridiculous.Cheers!!

marygabucan11/14/2003

EMANUELLE ALMOST MADE ME CHASTE AS WELL. DID you know they now have a EMANUELLE IN SPACE