Sure Ways To Tell You've Been Unemployed Too Long
Submitted by slipkid71 on Fri, 11/15/2002 - 08:20
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- You can't wait to catch the next "Live with Regis and Kelly".
- You're unhappy with the length and fullness your beard has grown.
- You get excited every time the phone rings, even if it's just your mom calling to check up on you.
- You look forward to catching classic films on cable you've never seen, such as "Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol", and "Glitter"
- Your dog gets up as late as you do.
- You spend way too much time on non-employment internet sites, such as Listology.com.
- You excitedly check your free e-mail each day, even though you know it's just flooded with spam and nothing else.
- You have no idea what that device with the blinking numbers is on your nightstand.
