Stuff I love
Submitted by 5intheface on Tue, 12/14/2004 - 10:01
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- SoBe~ Man, that's good stuff. There isn't a bad flavor. I particularly love the Oranges in Cream, and well, any of them actually I love SoBe.
- YooHoo~ It's the diarrhea of angels. Awesome stuff.
- Good music~ Music I love, what can I say; I'm a big music person.
- Renting a movie and watching it by myself~ I don't mind watching them with other people. Sometimes I like it, but I really love going up to my room, sitting in my recliner and watching the movie on a laptop with headphones on.
- When people you barley know say hello to you~ Very nice. That always wins points. Unless I don't want to say to them back
- Redheads~ I like the red hair. Don't know what it is about it.
- Belly Buttons~ I really have a thing for belly buttons, not really a fetish, but I really like them.
- Eyebrows~ Same with belly buttons, I really like eyebrows.
- When the wind blows through my hair~ One of the perks of having long hair. Really great feeling.
- Vests~ I really like them. Its the benefits of wearing two shirts but not as weird feeling or anything. Plus they look awesome
- My pocket watch~ I'm learning how to read analog clocks better, and I carry a pocket watch because I don't like wearing stuff on my wrists. It's classy.
- Cassettes~ I don't care what anyone says, cassette tapes rule. Not as convienent, but they rule.
- Cheap pens~ I like them better than those fancy pens anyday.
- Playing harmonica~ I'm talking after you've had a shitty day, you just come home and want to unwind. So you pop in your Jamey Abersold Blues in all Keys CD for backup and just wail away all your worries. It's very theraputic, easy, and if just getting emotion out through music isn't enough you get sort of a natural high from the hyper-ventilation after a few minutes.
- My new bass~ I just sound so much better on it and everyone has been telling me so.
Author Comments:
I felt obligated to make this, so I won't be too one-sided with the whole stuff I hate list.
"When people you barley know say hello to you"
yeah your right that is nice
It always makes me smile. I really should do it myself more often.
"Diarrhea of angels..." that along with stooky's " two buxom sorceresses fighting an irrascable evil and it's cohorts..." are probably my favourite phrases at this site. Disturbing, but.... Let's leave it at disturbing.
Congrats on the new bass. I have two jokes (both clean and bassist-appropriate) that I've been longing to tell someone:
Two women are walking down a country road when a frog hops into their path. "If one of you kisses me I will turn into the world's most famous bass player and then reward your kindness with riches." The first woman bent down, scooped up the frog and put him in her pocket.
"What are you doing?" asked the second woman.
"Are you kidding," replied the first woman. "A talking frog is much more valuable than the world's most famous bass player."
Q. How many bass players does it take to change a light-bulb?
A. One. Five. One. Five. One...
I especially like the second joke, man, a couple a years ago I was so theroy retarded that would have gone straight over my head....
Well, seeing as those didn't enrage you:
Q. "What's the difference between a cello and a bass?"
A. "A bass burns longer."
On safari in Africa, a husband and wife hear the sound of drums coming from the jungle. Concerned, the wife asks their guide if this meant trouble. The guide's reply was, "No, it's okay. It's when the drumming stops that we should worry. " Two days later, at dawn, the drumming stops. The panicky husband rushed to the guide to ask if they should abandon camp. The guide rolled his eyes, sighed and said, "Yeah, we ought to get out of here. The bass solo is going to start soon."
again, I love the second joke.