Strange Country and Pop Titles

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  1. These are actual titles of Country/ Pop songs, this list is on-going. Any not in bold artist unknown, any help is greatly appreciated.

  2. If My Nose Were Full Of Nickles, I'd Blow It All On You - ???
  3. Do You Love As Good As You Look? - The Bellamy Brothers / Johnny Lee
  4. The Day Lassie Went To The Moon - Camper Van Beethoven
  5. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye- ???
  6. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure - ???
  7. Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares - Travis Tritt
  8. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? - Roy Clark / Dan Hicks I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life - ???
  9. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling???
  10. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me???
  11. I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart - J.D. Blackfoot
  12. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You???
  13. I Wanna Whip Your Cow???
  14. I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck! ???
  15. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight (Even If She Had A Chance To Win) ???
  16. I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy???
  17. I'm Just A Bug On the Windshield Of Life???
  18. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed - Kinky Friedman
  19. They Ain't Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore - Kinky Friedman
  20. Yes, I Guess They Ought To Name A Drink After You - John Prine
  21. Jesus, The Missing Years - John Prine
  22. I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart - Johnny Cash
  23. Ride to A Funeral In A V-8 - Dan Pickett
  24. I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line - Buck Owens
  25. Than God And Greyhound You're Gone - Roy Clark
  26. The Piano Has Been Drinking, Not Me - Tom Waits
  27. I Wouldn't Take Her Dog To A Dog Fight - Charlie Walker
  28. If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me - Bellamy Brothers
  29. I Was Looking Back To See If She Was Looking Back To See If I Was Looking Back At Her- Rob Koral
  30. The President's Penis Is Missing - Drive By Truckers

There are hundreds of websites that will give you all the details. Try Google.

These are the ones that I haven't found the recording artist of, even after searching. AMG does not acknowledge these titles so they may have never been released.

Other songs of other genre are released nevertheless difficult to get them. A very good friend of me is a fun of Gary Glitter has a lot of songs from Gary but missing The House of Rising Sun (1996). He even published an article in his native language about Gary Glitter. Here you can find the article http://bluebox.blogter.hu/?post_id=180750 Would be nice if you could contact him. You will find his contact under his profile. Thx A friend of bluebox

Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
and
They Ain't Making Jews Like Jesus Any More

Both by Kinky Friedman

Yes, I Guess they Ought to Name a Drink After You by John Prine (Also: Jesus, The Missing Years by Prine)

Thanks for the info on these songs, I will add them to my list.

6. Roy Clark &
Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone - Roy Clark
21. Johnny Cash
23. Buck Owens

Two suggestions:
"If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me" - Bellamy Brothers
"I was looking back to see if you were looking back to see if I was looking back to see if you were looking back at me" - Jim Ed Brown

PS - Put the title (in quotation marks) into the Google Search Engine and you'll get your artist names. But that might be taking all the fun out of it. I only gave you the ones I knew. And they might not be the original singer.

Great additions, thanks a lot. Very few of the songs on the list are ones I have or even heard! I will search for the other artists but the first few I couldn't find so far.

The actual title of #28 is "Looking Back to See" - not really all that strange.

According to the info I found Rob Koral recorded this song (not Jim Ed Brown as stated) and the title on the CD is "I Was Looking Back To See If She Was Looking Back To See If I Was Looking Back At Her" CD : Sleeping With Angels.

Yeah, different song - my bad.