Signs You Are Rapidly Falling From the Hollywood A-List
Submitted by PostmistresP on Fri, 11/08/2002 - 11:29
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- You are cast as Eminem's mom in a movie.
- You are cast as Britney Spear's mom in a movie.
- Journalists are more interested in what you wore to court than to your last premiere.
- You wake up one morning and find yourself engaged to J-Lo.
- The Lifetime network offers you a role in their movie of the week.
- You consider Jennie Garth a close friend.
- You find yourself cast oppostie Mena Suvari on a regular basis.
- Your last tv guest appearance was on a John Ritter vehicle.
- You design your own line of yoga pants.
- On the street, people mistake you for Skeet Ulrich.
I really like this list both because I think it's funny and because you can read it like a quiz:
Eminem's Mom: Kim Basinger
Court clothes: Winona Ryder
J-Lo: Ben Affleck
Unfortunately I don't know the others without cheating.
Random thought: I think it must be particularly pathetic to be mistaken for Skeet Ulrich since I figure he must get mistaken for Johnny Depp all the time. So it's like two degrees of mistakenness.
That was my thinking about the Skeet Ulrich too! Or alternately, if Johnny Depp ever faded from the public eye and he himself was mistaken for Skeet Ulrich...
Some of these aren't based on one specific actor, but a general sorry state of affairs- like how those Lifetime Movies seem to be the actor's equivalent to being put out to pasture.
Thanks for your feedback!