Rules to survive a horror movie (Suggestions needed)
Submitted by 1922 on Sat, 02/18/2006 - 02:09
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- Don't be a teenager.
- Never say: "I'll be right back."
- Never ask: "Is anyone there?"
- If a killer is following you, never look back or think that he's gone.
- Don't try to get in your car in order to escape the killer/monster. The car won't start. For sure.
- Don't have sex. [suggested by Critico]
- Never go into dark rooms, cellars, etc.
- Don't be a good friend. If one of your friends is missing, just try to get out of where you are and don't care for him/her.
- If you decide to stay and look for him/her, be sure not to go alone. Go in groups of at least 6 people.
Author Comments:
Sources, inspiration: The Rough Guide to Cult Movies
Your suggestions are needed.
Don't have sex.
sorry is have sex.
What?
I think I can add "Don't have sex", because generally people who have sex in horror films are punished by being killed.