Rock-n-Roll Shams

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  • 1. Milli Vanilli-By far the biggest, simply for the fact that these imposters actually won statues.
  • 2. New Kids On the Block-who would have thought that these 'talented' boys would be lip-syncing. What a joke.
  • 3. Tiffany-Okay, Tiffany just sucked. For those of us who have seen her "Behind the Music", I don't think that there is enough marijuana and angel dust in this universe to make anyone of us(much less her) forget that fiasco.
  • 4. C&C Music Factory-As we all know the hotty sister singing in the videos was just a face that sold the videos. The actual singer on the album(her name escapes me, Martha ?) received no credit what-so-ever for her duty.
  • 5. Debi Gibson-Again she just sucked so bad it's hard not to think that the kids who bought this crap were being taken for the proverbial ride(to quote Maude Lebowski). The new wave of teen regurgitation is not much better to say the least, but at least most of these new female singers can sing decently. Miss Debra was horrifying.
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This list sucks almost as bad as the people on it, but I had to vent some frustration for all those 'good' bands and artists who have never made it because the market is constantly being flooded with this swill.