Recording Artists Who Would Make Good Dictators
Submitted by PostmistresP on Thu, 11/14/2002 - 12:04
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- Madonna- Madonna would be a good feudal lord. She'd be tough on crime and have public beheadings, so I know it'd be a really safe place to live. Plus, she basically got where she is today by eating out of trash cans, etc, so think what she could do for a nation.
- Lil' Kim- Lil' Kim's regime would be a titocracy. As long as you dressed real skanky you could rise to a position of power. All her speeches would be delivered as raps. Also, she probably be pretty lax with transgressions and no laws would ever be enforced. Sort of like how she kept challenging Foxy Brown to fights but never actually fought her.
- Willie Nelson- There would be no income tax, pot would be legal, and the bars would never close. We might not do too well in a war though.
- Bjork- Bjork would be a crappy dictator. The press would ask her a question about foreign policy and she'd just do that Amelie face and lay an egg. Which means it'd be real easy to plot a bloody coup and overthrow her- then I could be dictator.
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Actually, Elvis Presley was the perfect dictator. Think about it: he lived in complete isolation from his adoring throng, he was rash and impulsive (see shooting the TV and fried banana sandwiches), mentally unbalanced (see obsessiveness towards Mama), suffered fools gladly, and created a massive cult of personality that still exists today. These are the characteristics of a successful dictator.