Reasons Not To Kill Myself, By Sally Struthers
Submitted by PostmistresP on Fri, 11/15/2002 - 04:01
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- 1. I help starving children in 3rd world countries
- 2. I've got really glossy hair.
- 3. I just got my tires rotated.
- 4. Jesus loves me.
- 5. My hamster, Martin would be all alone.
- 6. Who would help people get their GEDs through the mail, and then learn telephone repair, also through the mail?
- 7. McDonalds is introducing a new promotional Southwestern Chicken Sandwich next week and I wanna stick around for that.
- 8. I haven't finished this Reader's Digest condensed book yet.
- 9. Sometimes people get me confused with Susan Somers.
- 10. Sometimes people get me confused with Carroll O'Connor, and he won and Oscar!
All In The Family residuals still trickling in.