reading these sucked

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  • Piercing the Darkness - Frank Peretti
  • Flowers in the Attic - V.C. Andrews
  • Love Comes Softly (series) - Janette Oke
  • Cement Garden - Ian McEwan
  • Walden - Henry David Thoreau
  • A Sand County Almanac - Aldo Leopold
  • Faust - Goethe
  • The Penal Colony - Franz Kafka
  • Beowulf
  • all the Faulkner I've read
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i read the first four willingly but the rest were assignments. needless to say i despised them all.

Well, one could give the administrator of this facility a good kick in the pants so he gets out there and drums up some decent traffic. :)

As long as you made it through Beowulf, you should really read Grendel by John Gardner.

Wow, almost 6 years later, I finally see this post. You are officially the first person I've come across who has read this book without me having to force it on them. Oh how I love that "ridiculous hairy monster, torn apart by poetry".

I think V.C. Andrews is properly read only in about 8th grade. (at least that's about when I read a whole bunch of hers.. At least they were probably better than the Sweet Valley High crap that I used to read before that).

speaking of V.C.Andrews, how is it that this person is still releasing books--i thought he/she had died?! anyone know the scoop on that?

Don't know about V.C. Andrews but the most painful assigned reading I can recall was A SEPARATE PEACE.

VC Andrews (I was very into her in about the 6th grade) died, but left plot outlines for numerous books. When she passed, they were ghost written. I have to say that its been so many years now since she died that I think they may just have someone else making up the plot in some sort of franchise. They are extremely formulaic, and anyone could probably do it if they read a few books. In addition to Flowers in the Attic being awful-- try the movie. It is worse.

oh, that explains alot about how prolific she's been since death... but as for the movie, i saw it a looooong time ago, but i remember thinking it was *better* because it cut out some of the less savory portions and added a bit of revenge at the end. interesting...

Well, I am personally impressed that you finished all those books you were assigned. I often abandoned them and faked the exam. See my Books I will never finish list.

I've never cared for Faulker much, or Thoreau either. Most of your others I was never assigned.

Why didn't you like Faust?