Rating the James Bond Theme Songs

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  • My short reviews of 007 main title themes (i.e. themes that were played during the main titles) from worst to best and the four-star ratings:
  • The Man With The Golden Gun **1/2
  • Nice guitar strings; love the fast pace; but the lyrics are simply offensive
  • Licence To Kill **1/2
  • I hate it when Gladys Knight burps 2 1/2 minutes into this song; the istrumentals are too boring for a 5 minute theme
  • Tomorrow Never Dies **1/2
  • Again, too boring; if you make a 4-5 minute song, use varying instruments, for God's sakes; lyric-wise, I love the first 3-4 sentences
  • All Time High ***
  • Good lyrics, but does anyone remember this theme even one day after listening to it?
  • Thunderball ***
  • Tom Jones sounds the same no matter what he sings; great bass
  • Moonraker ***1/2
  • Bassey's most romantic; unfortunately quite forgettable instrumentals
  • You Only Live Twice ***1/2
  • A beautiful tune (strings!), but unimaginative lyrics
  • Live And Let Die ***1/2
  • The first evolution in 007 themes: rock takes over; lyrics suck though ("but if this ever changing world IN which we live IN makes you give IN and cry", huh?)
  • For Your Eyes Only ****
  • That's 80's sound, baby! Love the drums and the way Sheena sings "for your eyes only" (mostly the "only" part)
  • The World Is Not Enough ****
  • Powerful lyrics, great use of electronica; love the explosive feeling when "not" in "the world is NOT enough" is sung
  • GoldenEye ****
  • The tribute to Goldfinger; love the non-vocal beginning and the menacing way Tina sings "golden eye"
  • Diamonds Are Forever ****
  • Only Shirley Bassey can sing 'forevahhhhhhh' like that; love the drums
  • From Russia With Love (instrumental) ****
  • Contains the JBT, thus rating it is kinda unfair; love the romantic feel
  • Goldfinger ****
  • The lyrics, man! And the trumpet!
  • Nobody Does It Better ****
  • An extremely beautiful, calm voice! Love the piano parts
  • A View To A Kill ****
  • The second revolution of Bond songs: bands take over; the vocal answer to the OHMSS theme (=> see THE ESSENTIAL JAMES BOND); very powerful drums; imaginative, however absurd lyrics
  • You Know My Name ****
  • A rock song that starts with cues of the James Bond Theme can't go wrong imo; very lyrical- almost too much text, actually; love the refrain; we shall see if they use more instrumentals in actual film
  • The Living Daylights ****
  • Although they sound like women, aha have best voices of all Bond singers (imho, of course); great beats; quite cheerful
  • Die Another Day ****
  • The third revolution of Bond songs: techno takes over; best "mild" dance tune ever! highly controversial; absurd, philosophical lyrics; great instrumentals/electronica at the beginning and the end; love how Madonna handles the break between "die" and "another day"
  • On Her Majesty's Secret Service ****
  • Barry's ultimate answer to Norman's James Bond theme; extremely powerful and pulsating (btw, PROPELLERHEADS' version is the best remix of any movie themes!)
  • James Bond Theme ****
  • Best movie theme ever. Period.