Quotes From TV

Submitted by Jentle on Thu, 08/31/2006 - 02:31
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  • "Sounds good."
  • "Wait, that's it?"
  • "What do you want me to say? I get it. Man has a satellite; doesn't want anyone to know."
  • "Yeah, but..."
  • "I am about to go to war with Newborne, Kansas, the home of the nearest Costco. Today is already just about as weird as I can handle, I'm not askin' any more questions."
  • - Jericho, 2007
  • You're beautiful, and I like you a lot, but I like a lot of people.
  • The L Word, 1.4, Shane
  • This girl, she's our age and she's a detective.... Is she also a cartoon?
  • Veronica Mars
  • Johnny - "I can understand you."
  • Indian Shaman - "When we die, we all sound the same."
  • Dead Zone
  • Love means never having to use your girlfriend as a human shield!
  • Grey's Anatomy
  • Maybe it hurts for a reason.
  • Grey's Anatomy, 3.03
  • Jamie: Hi we're here to buy a trombone.
  • Clerk: Sure, for a student?
  • Adam: No, we want to blow it up.
  • Clerk: [pauses] We have some used ones.
  • Myth Busters, "Sinking Titanic, Goldfish Memory, Trombone Explosion," Season 1
  • "You know what else? It's actually the first time in history that a son has lied to his father, so I would definitely go off the deep end!"
  • Sports Night, "What Kind Of Day Has It Been," 1999
  • Nothing says love like a toddler with a harpoon!
  • Ellen, 2/14/2006
  • "Could you be a little more specific? 'Cuz I left my copy of Wacky Cult Rituals For Dummies at home!"
  • Dark Angel, "Exposure," 2002
  • "If I have to come back, I'm bringing a stun gun and a weed whacker!"
  • Eureka, "Purple Haze," 2006
  • Ahma - "You'll be FINE!"
  • Monroe - "HELLO! We're carrying on a conversation while I hide in a pot of SOUP. I passed FINE a while back!"
  • Juniper Lee, "Adventures in Babysitting," 2005
  • 'My food is problematic.' - (River trying to eat dangly thing)
  • Firefly, 2002
  • 'Dig dig, dig the tunnel..... Quick before the hyena commmmmmme!' - (cartoon rodents on Disney channel)
  • "You have not lived 'til you've listened to the high speed police chase that you're in on the car stereo that you're driving!"
  • Danny Bonaduce, VH1 100 Greatest Kid Stars
  • "If anyone needs me, or your grandmother drops dead, I'll be at the vicarage."
  • Midsommer Murders, "Garden of Death"
  • Nothing says love like a toddler with a harpoon!
  • Ellen Degeneres, discussing Cupid, 2/14/2006
cmonster09/01/2006

LOVE Juniper Lee. Love her. I will wind up becoming someone's Ahma in spite of myself.

Jentle09/01/2006

That can be our childrens' name for you, k?

cmonster09/02/2006

LOVE it.

cmonster09/20/2006

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! No Eureka quotes of episodes I have not yet seen!

Jentle09/20/2006

Whoops. We haven't seen it either - was just from the preview.

cmonster10/19/2006

Totally inappropriate at this stage of the journey, but that grandmother quote is in my Quotes book, volume 2. I adore it. I feel like the writers were stalking my mother.