Quotes, not books nor movies
Submitted by cmonster on Mon, 04/18/2005 - 11:50
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- More from Orangette, aka Molly Wizenberg:
Dolloped with a spoonful of puckery crème fraîche, tarte Tatin doesn’t dally with small talk: it reaches for your leg under the table. And so did G. When we kissed on the dark street outside, his mouth was cold and delicious, like no fruit I’d ever tasted.
But of course, there would soon be much crying.
I can’t help but wonder how things might have been if I hadn’t had a plane ticket and a tangled tongue, or if he hadn’t been eighteen and afraid. I still dream about that bed under the eaves, and some nights I think I hear our perfectly formed French-American children twittering like birds between the rafters. But mainly I just put on my stilettos and bake tarte Tatin. After all, you can never be too prepared for the next one." - "This week’s episode began with a rather enthusiastic e-mail from the man himself. He had been on a mission, he explained, to replicate New Orleans’s classic Café du Monde beignets. He’d done an experimental batch on Tuesday and had another planned for Friday afternoon, and by Sunday, Jimmy promised (and I quote), there would be 'powdered sugar flying everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' If there’s a more compelling cause for using sixteen exclamation points, I’ve yet to hear of it." -- Orangette
- "I saw my old roommate’s new love interest and thought, 'So that’s what you see before you die.'" -- thecritic.diaryland.com
- "We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming." -- Werner Von Braun
- "Faith will move mountains, but you'd better bring a shovel." -- Vanagon.com email list
- "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." -- Noel Coward
- "It turns out that the Books for Babies program is not structured like the Toys for Guns programs, so if you show up with babies, you can not exchange them for books. Completely bloes my weekend plans." -- Jessa Crispin
- "In other news, General Wallace Nasami, head of the emerging nation of Nibia, denied his government was a dictatorship, and promised free elections as soon as each citizen of the small country learned to play a musical instrument." -- Les Nessman, WKRP In Cinncinatti
- "Not many people know this, but, done correctly, scrapbooking is a contact sport." -- Motley Spirit's 'First Lines for Mormon Fiction'
- "Emily Dickinson is a punk rock goddess." -- drunkenbee.com
- "You know what killed off the dinosaurs, Whateley? We did. In one barbecue." -- Neil Gaiman, 'I, Cthulhu'
- My money's always been on a Norse apocalypse. Nobody would see that coming ...I'm pretty spyched for the part of Ragnarok in which the Smiths get back together and sail with Loki on his ship made from fingernails of the dead." -- sushiesque.com
- "If there is, in fact, a Heaven and a Hell, all we know for sure is that Hell will be a viciously overcrowded version of Phoenix." -- Hunter S Thompson
- "Lynne Truss thinks that people who mix up homophones (like stationary for stationery) ought to have bricks thrown through their windows. Bricks with dictionaries attached." -- LanguageLog.com
- "To the reader who commented that yesterday's post really was TMI and then, in the same paragraph, asked what I thought of the Fred Durst conflamma: you'll watch illegally hacked private vids of la Durst getting busy with some poor groupie but then tell me that semi-thoughtful musings on underwear is too personal? Honey, where do I begin?" -- sturtle.com
- "Growing up in Baltimore in the 50s, [John] Waters was not like other children." -- Imdb.com entry for John Waters
- "You think they call these books 'forbidden' just for fun? Now just look at you. All those tentacles." -- R Stewart, 'You'd Think a Person Would Learn'
- "Being a kindergarten special-ed teacher was practically an alibi in itself, she thought as she drove away." -- tigon titian, "Such a Giving Person"
- "Aside from the need for corrective lenses or the tendency to be abducted by extraterrestrials involved in an international governmental conspiracy, the Mulder family passes genetic muster." -- X-Files, "Home"







