Quotes from Movies I Saw in 2007

Armor O'Malley: [to Dani] So, you jump out of helicopters, huh? What are you, made out of? Fuckin' rubber?

Danny Costanzo: Hablo Smith and Wesson? You have the right to remain DEAD. Anything you do will be used against you. You have the right to a coroner. If you cannot afford one, we will appoint a medical examiner for you.

Paula: No more fucking around with my emotions!

Narrator: Heaven help you if sex is your profession. These films will put an end to your career. Permanently.

Janitor: I'm the custodian...of your fucking destiny!
Dwight: [to Paula] That guy is fried.

Daphne Castle: Arlena and I were in the chorus of a show together, not that I could ever compete. Even in those days, she could always throw her legs up in the air higher than any of us... and wider.

Tommy Wallace: She's crazy. There's no fog bank out there.
[other men talk]
Tommy Wallace: There's no fog bank out there.
[more talk]
Tommy Wallace: There's no fog bank out there.
[after a moment, fog begins to appear]
Tommy Wallace: Hey, there's a fog bank out there.
Al Williams: All right, I'm drunk enough. Let's go back.

Susan: This is Bilious. He's the...Oh God of Hangovers.

Laura: No, I'll stay here. If it is a trap, you'll need me to stay here and watch your back. He could just lock us out and we'd freeze to death.
Pete: You're really good at this.

Will: You know Carl, with all the cool ways to die around here, I'd rather not go by heart-attack.

Alex: Don't judge me, monkey.

Sacajawea: [Trying to track the nightguard and examining the tire tracks in the snow] He took the van and headed east. But he lost control and crashed.
Larry: How can you tell?
Sacajawea: [Points behind them where the van has crashed into the wall behind the dumpster]

JD: The lovely Nicole and her personal demons. I'm surprised there's enough room at the table for all of us.

Nicholas Angel: I may not be a religious man Reverend, but I know right and I know wrong and I have the good grace to know which is which.
Reverend Philip Shooter: Oh, fuck off, grasshopper.

Danica Talos: Enough! It's not funny anymore!
Hannibal King: No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch! But it will be in a few seconds from now. See, that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now?
[Asher, Jarko, and Danica start coughing]
Hannibal King: That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!
[Jarko and Asher cough harder]
Hannibal King: Which means the fat lady should be singing, right... about... now!
[pause where nothing happens]
Hannibal King: Heh, this is awkward.
[still nothing]
Hannibal King: Do you have a cell phone?

John Vukovich: Stop running! Why you running?
Unnamed Thief: Because you're chasing me!
John Vukovich: You're running!

Serena: [to Monty] The only real pleasure I ever got from having sex with you came from making fun of it later with my friends. Tell him, Amy.
Amy: It's true, we laughed a lot at your expense.
Serena: So you know how when your walking past a group of people, you hear them laughing, you sometimes get that paranoid self-conscious feeling? Maybe they're laughing about you when they're really not? Well, in your case, they really are. [blows kiss and walks away; long pause]
Monty: God, I love her.

Ray Hughes: Listen, Snake, here's the situation: I have this gun here. Now I am going to take the gun out and I am going to shoot a lot of holes in the door. If you are standing if front of the door, what can I tell ya? Some of the holes are gonna be in you. Ya catching my drift, Snake?

Dale Shelby: Barney? Could you not poke the body with a stick, please?

Quinn: I'm gonna be naughty! I'm gonna be a naughty vampire god!

Nick Naylor: Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent.

Robert Curtis: Could you tear a dog that size to pieces, Constable?
Constable:Well, perhaps not.

Jay: That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.

Elizabeth Swann: This is barbaric! This is no way for grown men to... Oh, fine! Let's just pull out our swords and start banging away at each other. That will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked PIRATES!

Bardo: I'm a living cliché just like the rest of these guys. I'm the guy who keeps dropping out and changing his major just because he's afraid he really sucks at everything.

Kathy Williams: Sandy, you're the only person I know who can make "Yes, Ma'am" sound like "screw you".
Sandy Fadel: Yes, Ma'am.

Freaky Student: I want to learn how to blow up shit with my mind.

Donny: Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto?
Otto Halliwell: Uh, Jim Rockford, "Rockford Files".
Sara "Sway" Wayland: Gimme "Columbo".
Kip: A Peugeot convertible.
Donny: What color?
Kip: Gray.
Mirror Man: How do you know that?
Kip: 'Cause I love that show.
Mirror Man: Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life!

Riddick: All you people are so scared of me. Most days I'd take that as a compliment. But it ain't me you gotta worry about now.

Fenderbaum: Why'd he call me Shorty?
Jamie Blake: 'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all.

Christabella: Are you a person of faith?
Rose: I love my daughter.
Christabella: That's not what I asked.

Jack Colton: Dammit man, the Doobie Brothers broke up! Shit! When did that happen?

Viola: Just so you know, everything you told me when I was a guy, just made me like you so much more as a girl.
Duke: Ok, but just from here on in, everything would just be alot easier if you stayed a girl.

Danny Servigo: You shot me! I can't believe you shot me in the leg! That's very dangerous!

Chance: The only people flakier than musicians are everyone who lives in LA.

Jeff: Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary.
Alex: You're an idiot.

KP: You know what I hate?
Shigo: When your date melts?
KP: No. YOU.

Rene LaRoque: [speaking to Sheriff Kyle Williams in the swamp] Go home, or you will die.