Quotes from Movies I Saw in 2006

Elwood Blues: The light was yellow, sir.

Sara: I don't want to disintegrate any graves.
Cal: Disintegrate? It's desecrate, ya idiot. It's a good thing you're hot.

Bond: It looks very difficult.
[Shooting from the hip, Bond shatters his clay pigeon]
Bond: Why no, it isn't, is it!

[Bond and Q are floating in a hot air balloon]
James Bond: I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?
Q: It goes by hot air.
James Bond: Oh, then you can.

James Bond: Hello. My name is James St. John Smythe. I'm English.
Stacey Sutton: I never would have guessed.

Alex: Dude, your bed's a car.
Jeff: Yeah but it's a fuckin' sweet car.

Epps: Congratulations! You found a boat! In the ocean, of all places.

Brandon's Mom: Where are you going with those fireworks?
Brandon: Well, the Protector got super-accelerated coming out of the black hole, and it, like, nailed the atmosphere at Mach 15, which, you guys know, is pretty unstable, obviously, so we're gonna help Laredo guide it on the vox ultra-frequency carrier and use Roman candles for visual confirmation.
Brandon's Mom: Uh, all right, dinner's at seven.
[Brandon exits. Mom turns to a dubious Dad]
Brandon's Mom: Well, he's outside.

Haley Graham: Gymnastics tells you no. All day long. It mocks you over and over again. Telling you- you're an idiot. If you like pulling pieces of skin the size of quarters of your hands- bars is for you. Because the only thing more fun then rips, is when your rips get rips. It's super sexy. And floor, are you serious, who doesn't want to parade around in a leotard getting wedgies and doing dorky choreography. If you like falling, then gymnastics is the sport for you! You get to fall on your face, your ass, your back, your knees, and your pride! It's a good thing I didn't like falling- I LOVED IT!

(Just the sweet sounds of me spazzing out all alone)

Dean Adams: Missing? He's not missing! It's the weekend. He's most likley shacked up in some motel with a girl. Or a guy... farm animal... whatever! Weren't you ever eighteen?
Reese Wilson: Not that kind of eighteen.

[Taggert is looking for the disabled bus]
Taggert: Are there any landmarks nearby? What are you close to?
Buck: I'm close to pissing my fuckin' pants!

Trish: "You know the part in horror movies when somebody does something really stupid, and everybody hates him for it? This is it."

Steve Zissou: "Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern."

Jenny: Amy Aerobics accidentally swallowed some rat poison.

Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.

[On training lions]
Dave Hoover: That's the bottom line. If you're not scared of them, you're in big trouble.

Toombs: "If I owned this place and Hell, I'd rent out this place and live in Hell."

Jacob: You're different from the others. You're the key, who let me out. I choose you.
Jessie: I'll make sure you're locked in.
Jacob: How noble. How do you expect to keep me locked in, crazy little one?
Jessie: I'm not crazy.
Jacob: Then why are you talking to yourself?

Mary: I don't think a fishing license covers fisting catfish.

JP: I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

Aereon: There are very few of us who have met a Necromonger and lived to speak of it. So when I choose to speak of it, you should choose to listen.

Alex: Don't judge me, monkey.

Chillingsworth: You don't appreciate art. But I believe the reason for this is something very different than you or anyone else might think. You're an artist.
Riddick: I've been called a lot of things in my day. That ain't one of them.

Riddick: First you're a boy, then you're a girl, now you're a psychic. Careful what you wish for, Jack.

Charlie: "There's something in the water!"
Audience: Well, duh.

Kathryn: "At first I thought it couldn't survive outside of a cave environment. Now I'm not sure. I think it wants to get out."

Imam: "Where's Johns?"
Riddick: "Which half?"

Jack Burton: "Like I told my last wife, I said, 'Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes.'"

Bill: "Well there it is. Looks like you've got some kind of alternate universe in there or somethin'".

Audience: Go eels, go!

Raven: *bcaw!*

Charlie Croker: "It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say."

Lyle: "I am the Napster!"

Pretty much all: "Hey! What's that in the water? *pause* AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Vincent DiGusta: "See you on the street, Hollingsworth."