Quotes

Submitted by Oedipus on Thu, 06/08/2006 - 01:01
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  • "I leave you as I found you, only some time later..." ~John Lennon, Skywriting By Word of Mouth (Book)
  • "Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted." ~John Lennon
  • "Life is what happens to you While you're busy making other plans." ~John Lennon, Beautiful Boy (Darling Boy) (Song)
  • "God is a concept by which we measure our pain." ~John Lennon, God (Song)
  • "Love means having to say you're sorry every fifteen minutes." ~John Lennon
  • "Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see." ~The Beatles, Strawberry Fields Forever (Song)
  • "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." ~Graffiti
  • "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." ~Woody Allen
  • "Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night." ~Woody Allen
  • "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying." ~Woody Allen
  • "It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." ~Woody Allen
  • "The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you." ~Woody Allen, quoted in "New York Tribune", 1975
  • "Sex without love is an empty experience. But as empty experiences go, it's one of the best." ~Woody Allen
  • "Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman." ~Woody Allen
  • "If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans." ~Woody Allen
  • "Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered." ~Woody Allen
  • "Divorce is a game played by lawyers." ~Cary Grant
  • "To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you are impotent; she can't wait to disprove it." ~Cary Grant
  • "My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can." ~Cary Grant
  • "A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night." ~Marilyn Monroe
  • "No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they aren't." ~Marilyn Monroe
  • "You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her." ~Anonymous
  • "If things aren't funny then they're exactly what they are; and then they're like a long dental appointment."
  • ~Jason Robards as Murray Burns ~ A Thousand Clowns (Movie)
  • "The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows."
  • ~Aristotle Onassis
  • "If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
  • ~Aristotle Onassis
  • "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."
  • ~Albert Einstein
  • "I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination."
  • ~Albert Einstein
  • "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
  • ~Albert Einstein
  • "Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them."
  • ~Albert Einstein
  • "Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."
  • ~Albert Einstein
  • "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
  • ~Albert Einstein
  • "It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education."
  • ~Albert Einstein
  • "Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."
  • ~Albert Einstein
  • "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
  • ~Albert Einstein
  • "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
  • ~Albert Einstein
  • "Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding."
  • ~Albert Einstein
  • "Poetry is the record of the best and happiest moments of the happiest and best minds."
  • ~Percy Bysshe Shelley
  • "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."
  • ~Plato
  • "You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation."
  • ~Plato
  • "What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies."
  • ~Aristotle
  • "The gods too are fond of a joke."
  • ~Aristotle
  • "Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work."
  • ~Aristotle
  • "There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating." ~Alfred Hitchcock
  • "Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some."
  • ~Alfred Hitchcock
  • "Drama is life with the dull bits cut out."
  • ~Alfred Hitchcock
  • "A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on."
  • ~Carl Sandburg
  • "A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain."
  • ~Robert Frost
  • "A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."
  • ~Mark Twain
  • "A compliment is like a kiss through a veil."
  • ~Victor Hugo
  • "A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."
  • ~Fred Allen
  • "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
  • ~Robert Frost
  • "A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer."
  • ~Robert Frost
  • "A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel."
  • ~Robert Frost
  • "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
  • ~Sir, Winston Churchill
  • "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
  • ~Sir, Winston Churchill
  • "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
  • ~Sir, Winston Churchill
  • "A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education."
  • ~George Bernard Shaw
  • "A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul."
  • ~George Bernard Shaw
  • "A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother."
  • ~Anonymous
  • "A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud."
  • ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • "A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway."
  • ~Fr. Jerome Cummings
  • "A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something."
  • ~Wilson Mizner
  • "A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband."
  • ~Michel de Montaigne
  • "A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author."
  • ~G. K. Chesterton
  • "A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week."
  • ~General, George S. Patton
  • "A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving."
  • ~Cyrano De Bergerac
  • "A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal."
  • ~Oscar Wilde
  • "A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies."
  • ~Oscar Wilde
  • "Properly read, the bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived." ~Isaac Asimov 1920-1992