The powerpuff brunettes : children's programme characters who would scare me if they were real
Submitted by cramoukji on Mon, 02/14/2005 - 09:50
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- The Powerpuff Girls they may be cute but they have dangerous superpowers and they're not even human
- SpongeBob SquarePants come on, he's funny in animated form but a live sea sponge with big eyes and a pet snail would freak me out
- Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius no one likes a smart a** armed with potentially lethal inventions and his hair is so awful
- Bear in the Big Blue House bears are not cuddly, repeat, bears are not cuddly, they're dangerous man-eating mountain beasts
- The Teletubbies oh, my they are just too weird and I dread being caught in one of their tubby hugs
- Oscar he lives in a garbage can, for chr**t's sake, think of all the germs he must be carrying in his flea-ridden greenish fur
- Stitch which Disney guy is responsible for this ? Aliens will never be cute creatures and this blue thingy is just one more proof
Author Comments:
This list requires an open mind and a sense of humor thank you
Absolutely hysterical! I love it and I completely agree :)
Thank you