Pop Songs I Would Play If Strom Thurmond Came To a Kegger at My House

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  • Hit Me Baby One More Time, Britney Spears
  • If You Had My Love, J-Lo
  • Vacation, The Go Gos
  • I Want It That Way, The Backstreet Boys
  • Can't Get You Out of My Head, Kylie Minogue
  • Rollin' With My Homies, Coolio
  • Anything by Madonna or Michael Jackson
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Unfortunately, Strom Thurmond has never expressed an interest in coming to a party at my house, but I bet he'd have fun. Something tells me that once you get past that decrepit, ultra right wing exterior, he's a cool guy to chill with. I'd bring out the kareoke machine and serve pretzels!

Sounds like a Stephen King story to me. I'd have to suggest MJ's "Thriller".

I will have to suggest Gin and Juice by Snoop dog.

Isn't Strom dead? He'd probably dig "Dead Man's Party" by Oingo Boingo