Paris Hilton

  • Paris (2006)


  • 1. Turn It Up: 0.5
  • 2. Fightin' Over Me: 0.3
  • 3. Stars Are Blind: 0.8
  • 4. I Want You: 0.4
  • 5. Jealousy: 0.0
  • 6. Heartbeat: 0.0
  • 7. Nothing In This World: 0.2
  • 8. Screwed: 0.1
  • 9. Not Leaving Without You: 0.0
  • 10. Turn You On: 0.0
  • 11. Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?: 0.0
  • Song Average: 0.2
  • Score: 1%
  • Comment: There's a good laugh to be had here, if you have the same odd sense of humour I have. Unfortunately, hardly anybody does and for them, listening to this would be pure masochism. For me, however, it was wonderful hearing weezing her way through these perfect monstrosities (and probably quite a large amount of cigarettes, by the sound of her ever-disappearing voice), and actually proclaiming lyrics about boys fighting over her seriously. It is one of the worst albums ever made, but hey, a sacrifice is sometimes needed just to keep my sense of masochistic humour happy.
Author Comments: 

So, like, here's the deal. Instead of trying to find artists I might like and making lists to explore those (like I've done with more than 100 artists so far), I am now going to start making lists of artists I will probably (most likely) hate anyway. And I'm starting at the bottom.

The reason I'm doing this is simple: I'm a masochist. Ok, so that isn't really true. I'm mainly doing it because finding out your musical taste isn't just a matter of finding out what you like, but also what you really do dislike. Also, it'll give me a chance to have some more albums with bad scores (it'll bump up my credibility, possibly). Oh well, Paris.

Rankings

1. Paris This doesn't even deserve a no stars