My favorite aquateen hunger force quotes
Submitted by marygabucan on Wed, 07/06/2005 - 01:11
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- 1. Have you seen my wife?-Meat Wad
- 2. This heres my demon face. I'm satan's onion... scallion-Meat wad
- 3.Commence to jigglin-Jiggle billy
- 4.I'm not suppose to drink but, I do-Happy time harry
- 5.I don't need no instructions to know how to rock-Carl
- 6.Oh you gonna love this, boy. Tyrone calls you up, you know, in the game, and he says, "I can dig more clams than you, stupid!" And you've got to say, "Nuh-uh, boy!" And then y'all gotta race down to the beach with your buckets and your shovels. And the object of the game... is to find parking. -Meat wad
- 7.Oh, no, the chains! From my dreams! -Meat wad
- 8.I told you I was'nt a leperchaun, I was half korean and from rhode Island and you said it did'nt matter-Leperchaun
- 9.Master Shake told me to go in the freezer, because there was a carnival in there. There was no carnival, it was a damn freezer. I got freezer burn, and I got mushed up against that chicken. -Meat wad
- 10. He's so intense, he's so creepy and he does'nt wear a shirt-The robot from the future about Glen Danzing
- 11.Silly daddy you can't eat carpet-lil carl
- 12.This pornography is infinitely excellent. -Inignot
- 13.Yes, well Wolfen will come after you, with his razor.-Inignot
- 14.You don't need a machine to make a rainbow for rainbows are made of happy thoughts and dreams and chocolate unicorns and gumdrops and licorice sunsets and fuzzy gum drops bears and chocolate covered chocolate gumdrop land... -Meatwad
- 15.Oh, these? No no no, these are not spikes; they are pointy arms. -Ogelthorpe
- 16.Well, one man's waste is another man's... soap.-Emory
- 17.Ooooo. Err, your sexual innuendo is priceless. -Inignot
- 18.There was much defecation-Robot from the future
- 19. I will pee all over myself then will see who will end up looking bad-Master shake
- 20. I left cookies and milk for a machine-Meat wad
- 21.You look good in dress you look better on me floor-Travis
- 22.Nude be me!-Travis
- 23. He took his brain out, it's cool-Frylock
- 24.Behold the mohawk of eternity!-Oglethorpe
- 25.I guess this is'nt America were I can pay for sex with pennies.-Carl
- 26. It's snowin' their gonna cancel school!-Meat Wad
- 27. It's for the kids, they love pizza..and squalor-Master shake
- 28. Ah Shniznaz! that's just grizate -Mc Pee pants
- 29. Hey Frylock, look! me and nathan are cuddlin...on the inside.-Meat wad
- 30.You give me another beer I'm 21-Meat wad
- 31.What,you just decide that I'm drunk, you can't deicde that, I make that descion, that descion is mine and god's-Meat Wad
- 32. Then we'll see how easily axe slices through meat-Master Shake
- 33.For God's sake burn those moles of it's like a negative planetarium-Master Shake
Author Comments:
to be continued....
Meatwad: You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die.
Jiggle Billy: So, we jiggling, or...
Happy-Time Harry: Hey, backwoods retard? Not now, not ever.
Happy-Time Harry: You know why you're in a box? Because they put you there.
Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I jiggle.
by far the best episode!
My Favorite episode has to be the cyber-netic ghost of christmas past of the future. It has monkies with crinkled hands, Glenn Danzig and poo.
one of the few I have never seen... still doubt it could compete with happy time harry though.
It beats by a marginal lead.