My Current Pet Peeves

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  1. Extremely Slow Drivers
  2. Extremely fast drivers
  3. People who ask questions but dont listen to the answer.
  4. People who complain about the simplest things
  5. People who have no respect for others
  6. Opening the fridge and seeing an empty container -or a few drops left of something (milk , juice , water..etc...)
  7. When I at the grocery store and no baggers bag my groceries..but on the way out they quickly offer to help me to my truck.
  8. Office Tattletales
  9. People who talk during movies
  10. Kids or adults who repeat every line of the movie (while at the movies)
  11. Stepping in dog "poo"
  12. People who dont pick up their dog's "poo" (when walking their dogs in public places)

I have a few more for you: (these are sort of universal pet peeves, or at least, pet peeves to anyone who's been exposed to them):

People who don't return the cordless phone to the hook, leaving you to search the house for 10 minutes every time you want to make a call.
Slamming your finngers in a filing cabinet.
Strangers who make serious passes at your girlfriend when it's BLATANTLY OBVIOUS she's with you (as opposed to joking ones, which I don't mind at all).
Crazy Frog.
Tailgaters.
People who give excessive amounts of common sense advice.
People who angrily point it out when you accidentally create an awkward silence (I only know one person who does this, it drives everyone who's ever created one around him totally insane, including me):
"Excellent work Andrew! You've managed to suck all the fun out of the room! How does that feel?" or "If by that comment you meant "I'm not funny or interesting", then you're most certainly right!" or of course, the classic: "AWWWKWARD!!!" (as if you didn't notice the extreme discomfort you just generated, and needed someone to point that out to you)
For that matter, accidentally creating an awkward silence.
Bureaucracy and needless regulations.
People who wear too much cologne.
People who are 30 years old and have yet to discover the use of deoderant.
People who sing one word of a song here and there, all the while terribly and monotonely humming everything in between off-key. For example: hmmmmm....hmmmm....silhouetta...hmmmhmmmm...hmmmm...hmmmmhmmmhmmm....lightning....hmmmmhmmmmhmmm...hmmm...hmmm...poor...hmmmm...hmmmm...
People who don't turn their hi-beams off when they pass you.
People who drive right behind you with their hi-beams on.
People with no sense of humour.
Dutch trance.
Being surrounded by people who smoke, when you don't.
Being watched while you attempt parallel parking.
Buttoning the 1st button in the second hole, the second button in the third hole, the third button in the fourth hole...
Being given a massive project, with only one day to do it.
The blue screen of death, or just a computer that locks so badly you have to unplug it.
Spyware.

Oops, sorry to post so many...but I guess it's pretty impossible not to be annoyed by these things...

lol!! Thanks for making me laugh! Post as many as you want!!

I may make my own list actually, called "The Most Annoying Things in the Entire World."

(Glad you enjoyed them :) )