Moviestar Superlatives
Submitted by Blondie on Tue, 02/20/2001 - 09:16
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- Whitney Houston: Most Likely to be arrested (again)
- Gwyneth Paltrow: Most likely to wear a push-up bra
- Woody Allen: Most likely to cast a 12-year old in the hopes of getting a date
- Jennifer Lopez: Most likely to show up naked at the Oscars
- Sarah Jessica Parker: Most likely to discuss sex in an interview
- Leo DiCaprio: Most likely to dump one model girlfriend for another model girlfriend
- Will Smith: Most likely to make a summer action blockbuster movie
- Susan Lucci: Most likely to lose an award
- Ellen DeGeneres: Most likely to wear a pantsuit
- Brad Pitt: Most likely to change his hair for a role
- Calista Flockhart: Most likely to pout
- Jason Alexander: Most likely to survive Post-Seinfield
- Courtney Love: Most likely to purchas a $2.5 million trailor
- David Schwimmer: Most likely to come out of the "dorky" closet
- Kevin Spacey: Most likely to come out of the real closet
- Jennifer Love Hewitt: Most likely to walk into a closet door and injur herself severely
- Arnold Shwarzenegger: most likely to take off his shirt in a film
- Pamela Anderson Lee: most likely to be named the 5th spice girl--silicon spice
- Ben Affleck: most likely to co-star with Matt Damon
- Heather Graham: most likely to succeed....in a porn
- Heather Locklear: most likely to have black roots
- Suzanne Sommers: most likely to do a fitness infomercial
- Julia Roberts: most likely to appear in People's 50 most beautiful people...(again)
Author Comments:
If Hollywood had a yearbook, this is what I think the superlatives page should read as....Don't mind that I crossed into television and music a bit, but mostly movie stars.
Witty!!!!
Hey, what about Tom Cruise? What's his mission impossible? (Falling 12 stories without mussing a strand of hair?)