Movies In Which Lil' Kim Should Have Been Cast
Submitted by PostmistresP on Thu, 11/07/2002 - 05:21
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- Working Girl- She'd be awesome hanging with Dolly Parton and not taking any flack from the man
- The Age of Innocence
- Any of the Harry Potter Movies
- A Horror Film- specifically Leprechaun in Space or Jason 10.
- Dead Man Walking- In the role played by Susan Sarandon. Lil Kim would've been so convincing in this role because she seems like a person who wouldn't be afraid to kick it with the death row inmates. Also, Lil Kim could've done something fashionable and cute with the nun costume, like pinned on a colorful broach.
- Legally Blond- You know that one song where Lil' Kim raps in front of a judge on the notorious K.I.M. album? She's a natural as a defense attorney. Much more powerful than whiny Reese Witherspoon. Plus, Lil Kim has way better hair.
- The Little Mermaid- As the voice of Ariel. Lil Kim would've been perfect because she, like Ariel, dreamt of bigger and better things and didn't let an evil sea witch stop her.
Author Comments:
Sadly, Lil' Kim has only been cast in two films, Juwanna Mann and Zoolander and her appearances were so short if you went to get popcorn you would've missed her. With so many crossovers these days between the music and film industries, it's really time someone gave this pint sized dynamo her due. Plus, she probably be totally fun to chill with on a film set unless you got all up in her face.
I dunno, the way she dresses sometimes, you'd think she was auditioning for a porn film. At least she wouldn't have to change her name.
That's the beauty of Lil' Kim- she keeps it (sur)REAL!