The Most Profane Songs of All Time

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  • 11.) Uncle F****- Terence and Philip (from South Park)
  • 10.) B**** Please- Snoop Doggy Dogg
  • 9.) Jigga My N****- Jay Z and Ruff Ryders
  • 8.) Nugget- Cake
  • 7.) Closer- Nine Inch Nails (Video too!)
  • 6.) All in the Family- Korn w/ Fred Durst
  • 5.) F*** Tha Police- NWA
  • 4.) Me So Horny- 2 Live Crew
  • 3.) Cop Killer- Ice T
  • 2.) Daddy- Korn
  • 1.) K@#*%!- Korn
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I'm sure that I have left hundreds of deserving songs off by mistake(or because I haven't heard them). I'm always open to adding different songs, so messages are welcome. It will be pretty hard to dethrone K@#*%!, however.

P.S. Not all of the songs on the above list are being criticized for their profaneness. In fact, I happen to enjoy some of them.

Dude, if you haven't, check out the South Park movie soundtrack or their Christmas album for more fine selections.

I knew that I had forgotten something! Damn. The "Kyle 's Mom. . ." and others are definitely deserving of a spot on my list. Perhaps, i should expand it to include more songs.
Thanks.

No I haven't, but I just read the lyrics, and the song seems pretty interesting. Where did you first hear/see the song?

I've only ever heard it sung once, a decade or so ago. It was played on public-funded radio in my neck of the woods. I don't know if the recording is available, but to hear it sung, and to try to sing along without...er...tripping over your tongue...is a hilarious experience. When I read your list, the memory of it just appeared...don't know why. So I entered the title into Dogpile, and happily found the lyrics.

You forgot, "Is The P***y Still Good?" by the Bytches. So down and dirty it cracks you up.

Or "Let Me Lick Your P****" by Ween. Still a concert favorite.

I played El-P's gloriously dirty "Dr. Hellno and the Praying Mantus" at a tiki bar in in Mexico once. After the song, a girl walked up to me and said it was the worst song she'd ever heard and do I believe in Jesus? I had to laugh...

King Missile's "Martin Scorsese" crams a lot of F-bombs into two minutes, so it should deserve a mention. And practically any song by Mindless Self Indulgence would make yer grannie's hair fall out...