Joly Jalapeno!: 11 Hottest Actresses
Submitted by stooky on Tue, 07/20/2004 - 05:40
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- Not that I have a hope in hell of ever meeting these women. I couldn't get the time of day from them even if I did and would probably be smacked by a very large body-guard for flirting outrageously. I dare to dream...
- Kate Beckinsale:
- **Peppy, sweet natured and young. A perfectly proportioned face that is open and ingenuous with an air of mischievousness. Good body, but it's all about her persona, the eyes say it all.
- Juliette Binoche:
- **A mysterious vibrant woman with untold depths, or she's just faking it really freakin' well. She's unbelievably sexy. She's has georgeous eyes, a great nose and a luminous smile. Fine curves and a natural elegance that makes her a joy to watch.
- Neve Campbell:
- **When she smiles her eyes squint and she gets a wonderful pucker under her eyes. A great long neck and a pouty lower lip. She ever so slightly hyperventilates when she laughs and tries to talk with that incredible, sexy voice. Long legs and a fab fannny. Plus, she's Canadian. Woohoo.
- Jennifer Connelly:
- **Her eyes are like pools of shimmering water, intense and bottomless. She's got an incredible face; porcelain skin, pouting ruby lips and an exquisite jaw-line. She's got nice boobs and great hips. You could almost mistake her for a statue by Rodin or Michaelangelo. She's cool, quiet and her eyes betray a sense that she's confident with her environment. That's really sexy.
- Jodie Foster:
- **She's got money and power and a tight, tight bum. Hold me back.
- Jennifer Garner:
- **A phenomenal body and a airy, ingenuous persona. She's got great legs (mmmmmmmmmmmm) and really nice feet. A pouty, sexy lower lip, and nice hands with long elegant fingers. She's got charisma comin' out the ying-yang and her open, sweet eyes are a huge turn-on. Plus she wouldn't need the body guard to give me a good butt-woopin'.
- Scarlet Johanssen:
- **Demure, quietly assured lass who has, as Lost In Translation proved, a fine...er...derriere. She's got a thin feminine frame, suprisingly nice feet and exotic, wise eyes. Her voice has an exotic timbre, a sweet high register that has an undercurrent of huskiness.
- Angelina Jolie:
- **A human disaster reemerges as a caring mother and human rights activist. She's got great, plump, hypnotizing lips (which look incredible on the big screen) and an sinfully attractive physique. What's more she's kooky, intelligent and has a wildly indulgent personality!
- Nicole Kidman:
- **She's got bedroom eyes and an air of sophistication that masks a hungry intesity. Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
- Natalie Portman:
- **She's got a madonna's face, taciturn and sultry. Sexy shoulders and flawless skin. Her ample, gangly body is a huge turn-on. A great chin and sweetest imperfect upper lip that almost touches her nose. She's has an innocent air that's tempered with a timeless quality. She seems older than her years.
- Naomi Watts:
- **Great eyes, beautiful round face and wonderful cheek-bones. She's got beautiful, long graceful arms and beautiful hands. Great lips and eyes with a sweet button nose. She's got a flirt's face, that seems to betray a good girl who's gone bad in a really good way.
My own list is...um...coming.
I've got it up now, stook. But I'm still workin' on it. Hey, I'm not a teenager anymore.
Ha! And other lewd puns.
T'ho
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Scarlet Johanssen? Much less attractive after I saw Eight-Legged Freaks.
I was still in glow of Lost In Translation when I did this list and was unprepared for the mound of stinkers she trotted out in the wake of that film. I still think she's hot though, hang ten dude. :?)
T'ho
::::?) <----8-eye stook
Some of them are really really hot but all of them are attractive. You really nailed the "what's sexy?" with the descriptions.
Thanks Jay. There's also this one done by the ellusive Bertie.
:?)
Your list has a few of my favorites.
Strangely I share partial physical attraction to many actresses with most women I know. Which means I have some intellectual if not emotionally intuitive basis to my seething pit of movie man lust, that's always good to know. ;?)
Haha! Your description of Jodie Foster is bloody hilarious!
I don't actually agree with many of these (Kate Beckinsale irritates, and Nicole Kidman was better when botox hadn't hindered her ability to make a facial expression). But I appreciate your reasons. It's always nice to see a woman celebrated for what makes her special.
You gotta back that up with a list buddy.
I did this a year ago and I'm starting to find Angelina Jolie perversely unattractive (eek), Damn Mr. And Mrs. Smith.
:?)
Hmmmm.... maybe I will.