Imaginary British Menu

  • Toad on a Mountain - fried egg on top of mashed potatoes
  • Bangers and Brew - sausages cooked in beer
  • Hash in the Hole - mixed vegetables mashed up together and stuffed in a roll
  • London Bridge - chocolate soufflĂ©, artfully fallen
  • English Summer - frozen strawberries and blueberries served on toasted white bread with gluey white sauce over it all
  • Foggy Moor - 1/2 coffee and 1/2 tea
Author Comments: 

All in fun--I'm actually a shameless anglophile. And I admit this is inspired by one visit to an English restaurant in America. Still, you'd think that the best stuff would be what gets exported.