Good Lines From That 70's Show

Submitted by ajfrench on Thu, 03/01/2001 - 10:59
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  • "Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass." -Red
  • "If I was stranded on a desert island with only one form of cheese...no question, it would be the puff." -Fez
  • "Dating is prostitution, man, only you don't always get what you pay for." -Hyde
  • "Donna, stairs are not gonna stop a high school horn dog. Barbed wire will not stop a high school horn dog. A wall of fire will not stop..." -Jackie
  • "One thing I've learned, midgets make money. I don't know why, people see a midget they wanna buy a blender. I guess it reminds them that life is short." -Bob
  • "I want to go back to my homeland with all the knowledge I've learned in Wisconsin, and rule with an iron fist." -Fez
  • "You don't have to die to get to a better place man. Just drive fifty miles in any direction." -Hyde