• 1. "Are you gonna marry her?" "Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."
  • 2. "Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?"
  • 3. "What a totally amazing, excellent discovery. NOT!"
  • 4. "I've had plenty of jo-jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way. I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets."
  • 5. "I never did a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that when a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic. But if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?"
  • 6. "A gun rack? A gun rack. I don't even own a gun , let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack."
  • 7. "I once thought I had mono for a whole year. Turns out I was just really bored."
  • 8. "That bass player's a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny. Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class."
  • 9. "Rough night, huh? Everyone's kung-fu fighting!"
  • 10. "Ex-queeze me? Baking Powder?"
  • 11. "Turn it off, man! Turn it off! It's sucking my will to live!"
  • 12. "I'm sorry you feel that way, but basically it's the nature of the beast." "Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but to me, the beast doesn't include selling out. (poses with a bag of doritos).
  • 13. "The Sh*tty Beatles? Are they any good?" "They suck." "So it's not just a clever name?"
  • 14. "Phil, if you're gonna spew. Spew into this."
  • 15. "What if he honks in the car?" "I'm giving you a no-honk guarantee."
  • 16. "No stairway. Denied."
  • 17. "She will be mine. Oh yes. She will be mine."
  • 18. "Where did you learn English?" "College. And the police accademy movies."
  • 19. "Hey, Mr. Donut man, who's trying to kill you?" "I donno, but they better not."
  • 20. "Am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed to say 'That's ok! I don't mind!! I don't mind!!' Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!!"
  • 21. "I mean, Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everyone liked. They left that to the Bee Gees."
  • 22. "I mean, there were two Darren Stevens, right? Dick York and Dick Sargeant. Yeah, right! As if we wouldn't notice! Oh, hold on.. Dick York, Dick Sargeant... Sargeant York. Hey, that's weird!"
  • 23. "Oh. Wayne will understand right away. NOT. Excuse me?"
  • 24. "Garth, calm down, ok? Your pills?"
  • 25. "Ah, yes. It's a lot like Star Trek: The Next Generation. In many ways, it's superior but will never be as recognized as the original."
  • 26. "Daily reminder. Purchase feeble cable access show and exploit it. Gee, I feel sorry for whoever that is."
  • 27. "Aren't you gonna' open your gift?" "If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset."
  • 28. "It might happen. Cha! And monkeys might fly out of my butt!"
  • 29. "I do have one plan." (opens door) "What are you gonna do with these guys?" "Oh, nothing really. I just always wanted to open a door to a bunch of guys who are getting trained like in James Bond movies."
  • 30. "Or imagine being able to be magically whisked away to Delaware! Hi... I'm in Delaware.."
  • 31. "Now, you're name is pronounced Algar, right?" "Ok..... WAYNE!!!"
  • 32. "Does anyone else find this weird? I mean, we're looking down on Wayne's basement.. only that's not Wayne's basement... isn't that weird?" "Garth, that was a haiku!!" "Alright, excellent."
  • 33. "Do I frighten you?" "No." "Do you want me to?"
  • 34. "Party on, Garth!" "I guess.."
  • 35. "What is it, girl? Wayne's been kidnapped by aliens!? Oh, I misunderstood. Wayne's outside. Thanks, girl."
  • 36. "Do you accept cash? CHA-CHING!!"
  • 37. "Let's do the scooby- doo ending!"
  • 38. "Pardon me. Do you have any grey poupon?"
  • 39. "Guys! Wait up! I fell on my keys!"
  • 40. "Well, you know what you can do with your show? You can- (airplane drains out the words) till the handle breaks off and you need to get a doctor to pull it out again!!"
  • 41. "Wow. You're... amazing, man." "Thanks. I like to play."
  • 42. "Look, you can stay here in the big leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to your farm club in Aurora. It's your choice." (holds up pepsi) "Yes. And it's the choice of a new generation."

great post. waynes world is a great film.
one i like:

'i wish i could drown out the voices in my head, voices that keep screamming and yalling, why did they come to me to die?,why they come to me to die?'-donut shot guy (CrazZy)

also from waynes world II---
Garth: "yeah I have a question... um, when did you become a total nutbar?"

What a great list! How could perhaps the most used lines be left off?

"Carr!!! Carr!!! ... Game on! Game on!"

you guys missed the ultimate quote...

"If benjamine was an ice-cream flavour, he'd be prailings and dick"

waynes world, waynes world party time!! Excellent!