FI3. [Future] Films: DGeiser's Brain Speaks Out On Upcoming Films: The Aftermath
Submitted by dgeiser13 on Mon, 06/09/2003 - 01:11
Tags:
- I Had No Idea It Would Be This Good
- Better Than I Thought It Would Be
- Elf (2003) [07/10]
- Fifty First Kisses (2004) [07/10]
- Identity (2003) [07/10]
- The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) [08/10]
- The School of Rock (2003) [07/10]
- Shrek 2 (2004) [07/10]
- Right On Target
- 28 Days Later (2002) [07/10]
- Anchorman (2004) [06/10]
- Big Fish (2003) [07/10]
- Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) [06/10]
- Down with Love (2003) [06/10]
- Finding Nemo (2003) [07/10]
- Hellboy (2004) [06/10]
- Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) [07/10]
- Lost in Translation (2003) [07/10]
- Matchstick Men (2003) [07/10]
- The Matrix Reloaded (2003) [07/10]
- Spider-Man II (2004) [07/10]
- Starsky & Hutch (2003) [06/10]
- Stuck On You (2003) [06/10]
- Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) [06/10]
- The Village (2004) [07/10]
- Ying Xiong (2002) (aka Hero) [08/10]
- Not As Good As I Thought It Would Be
- The Bourne Supremacy (2005) [06/10]
- Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003) [05/10]
- The Chronicles of Riddick (2004) [05/10]
- Confidence (2003) [06/10]
- Intolerable Cruelty (2003) [06/10]
- Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) [07/10]
- Whale Rider (2002) [07/10]
- X-Men 2 (2003) [06/10]
- I Had No Idea It Would Be This Bad
- The Hulk (2003) [05/10]
- The Matrix Revolutions (2003) [05/10]
- ======= Not Seen Yet =======
- ======== 10 Stars ========
- ========= 9 Stars ========
- ========= 8 Stars ========
- 21 Grams (2003) [November 21st, 2003] - D: Alejandro González Iñárritu
- ========= 7 Stars ========
- The Alamo (2003) [April 9th, 2004] - D: John Lee Hancock
- Bad Santa (2003) [November 26th, 2003] - D: Terry Zwigoff
- The Ladykillers (2004) [March 26th, 2004] - D: Joel Coen
- The Last Samurai (2003) [December 5th, 2003] - D: Edward Zwick
- Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) [November 14th, 2003] - D: Peter Weir
- Miracle (2004) [February 6th, 2004] - D: Gavin O'Connor
- Out of Time (2003) [October 3rd, 2003] - D: Carl Franklin
- Secret Window (2004) [March 12th, 2004] - D: David Koepp
- Suspect Zero (2004) [?] - D: E. Elias Merhige
- Troy (2004) [May 14th, 2004] - D: Wolfgang Petersen
- Zatôichi (2003) [June 4th, 2004] - D: Takeshi Kitano
- ========= 6 Stars ========
- Alien Vs. Predator (2004) [August 13th, 2004] - D: Paul W.S. Anderson
- Around the World in Eighty Days (2004) [June 16th, 2004] - D: Frank Coraci
- The Big Bounce (2003) [January 30th, 2004] - D: George Armitage
- Collateral (2004) [August 6th, 2004] - D: Michael Mann
- Criminal (2004) - D: Gregory Jacobs
- Dawn of the Dead (2004) [March 19th, 2004] - D: Zack Snyder
- The Day After Tomorrow (2004) [May 28th, 2004] - D: Roland Emmerich
- Envy (2004) [April 30th, 2004] - D: Barry Levinson
- Gothika (2003) [November 21st, 2003] - D: Mathieu Kassovitz
- I, Robot (2004) [July 16th, 2004] - D: Alex Proyas
- King Arthur (2004) [July 7th, 2004] - D: Antoine Fuqua
- Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003) [July 25th, 2003] - D: Jan de Bont
- The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) [July 11th, 2003] - D: Stephen Norrington
- Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003) [September 12th, 2003] - D: Robert Rodriguez
- Paycheck (2003) [December 25th, 2003] - D: John Woo
- Siu Lam Juk Kau (2001) (aka Shaolin Soccer) [August 2nd, 2004] - D: Stephen Chow
- Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003) [July 2nd, 2003] - D: Patrick Gilmore and Tim Johnson
- Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004) [September 17th, 2004] - D: Kerry Conran
- S.W.A.T. (2003) [August 8th, 2003] - D: Clark Johnson
- Swimming Pool (2003) [July 2nd, 2003] - D: François Ozon
- The Terminal (2004) [June 18th, 2004] - D: Steven Spielberg
- Van Helsing (2004) [May 7th, 2004] - D: Stephen Sommers
- ========= 5 Stars ========
- Catwoman (2004) [July 23rd, 2004] - D: Pitof
Author Comments:
All of the movies on this list I was looking forward to seeing long before they came out.
I Had No Idea It Would Be This Good ~ I Rated The Movie Much Higher After Viewing That I Thought It Would Be Before Viewing
Better Than I Thought It Would Be ~ I Rated The Movie Higher After Viewing Than I Thought It Would Be Before Viewing
Right On Target ~ I Rated The Movie The Same After Viewing As I Did Before Viewing
Not As Good As I Thought It Would Be ~ I Rated The Movie Lower After Viewing That I Thought It Would Be Before Viewing
I Had No Idea It Would Be This Bad - Rated Much Lower After Viewing ~ I Rated The Movie Much Lower After Viewing Than I Thought It Would Be Before Viewing








Oo, sorry to hear The Hulk fell short (but not terribly surprised, as the reviews pour in). I'll still see it, but I'll wait for DVD.
KP Duty's spoilerless "Reader of the Day" comments, down at the end of this column, are probably the best I've seen so far in approximating my feelings about the film.
You're prognostication skills are pretty good! Hitting 50% on the nose isn't too shabby, especially considering the range is from 1 to 10 (although the fattest part of your curve definitely runs through the 5 through 7 range).