Favorite Porn Titles That Spoof Real Movies or Shows

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  • Shaving Ryan's Privates
  • Forrest Hump (or Forrest Dump)
  • Pulp Friction
  • A Clockwork Orgy
  • White Men Can't Hump
  • Sexorcist
  • Babewatch
  • Battlestar Orgasmica
  • Beverly Hills 9021-Ho
  • Missionary: Impossible
  • On Golden Blonde
  • Jurassic Pork
  • Girlz n the Hood
  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Breast
  • Throbbin' Hood
  • Hannah Does Her Sisters
  • King Dong
  • Lost in Penetration
  • Sperminator
  • Top Bum
  • Pokeahotass
  • Lust of the Mohicans
  • Schindler's Fist
  • Riding Miss Daisy
  • Good Will Humping
  • When Harry Ate Sally
  • Jur-ass-ic Park
  • The Rodfather
  • Ass Ventura: Smut Detective
  • ET: The Extra-Testicle
  • Star Whores
  • A Few Hard Men
  • A Rear and Present Danger (or Queer and Present Danger)
  • Ally McFeel
  • American History XXX
  • Ball the President's Men
  • Big Trouble in Little Vagina
  • Charlie's Anals
  • Das Booty
  • Dawson's Crack
  • Enema of the State
  • Fatal Erection
  • Free Your Willy
  • I Know Who You Did Last Summer
  • Intercourse With a Vampire
  • In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
  • Little Oral Annie
  • Lawrence of a Labia
  • Romeo in Juliet
  • The Bare Bitch Project
  • The Joy Suck Club
  • Thighs Wide Shut
  • Lord of the G-Strings (or Whore of the Rings)
  • Who Reamed Roger Rabbit?
  • Yo Quiero Taco Smell
  • You've Got Tail
  • Edward Penishands
  • Sex Trek: Deep Throat Nine
  • Apollo 13 Inches
  • The Usual Sexpects
  • Rambone (thanks to stumpy)
  • Romancing the Bone (stumpy again)
  • Sperms of Endearment (thanks to buddy)
  • You've Got Male Genitalia (from Sperminator)
  • Add Momma to the Train (from Sperminator)
  • Purple Head of Cairo (from Sperminator)
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Honestly, I don't know which ones are actually movies and which ones aren't. But they're all funny.
I also appreciate all the reader participation.

Don't forget "Rambone"!

I shall add it immediately.

what about dracula sucks?

Well, it's not really like a cheap spoof on a real title with very suggestive hardcore innuendo. It's just a spoof on the vampire story kind of like that movie with Jim Carrey (the title of which I can't recall right now) or the one with George Hamilton, "Love at First Bite."

what ya think about Anacondom ?

whats yur opinions on "A Tale of Two Titties"?

"Sex Trek the Next Penetration"

did anybody list "Indiana Bones in the Temple of Doom"?

How about "Indiana Bones in the Temple of Poontang"?

I've never read a compiled list of porn titles from movies before and I would just like to personally thank everyone that made this list possible because it just made my entire week. Cheers!

It's been a dream of mine for many years. And now, it's come true. Don't know what else to do with my life now.

Ah, what the hell. Here's another one... "Romancing the Bone".

Beautiful.

How about "Sperms of Endearment"? I saw it in the background on a recently-aired Simpsons episode. There was another one with it on the cinema sign, but I can't remember what it was.

Boy, the Simpsons are taking a page from South Park in terms of risqueness.

Actually, The Simpsons has always had little details like that in their shows. That episode was recently aired in the UK, but it's actually quite old. It's the one in which Burns opens up his own casino. I love that they can be so risque without anyone really noticing.

I recently heard 3 on Family Guy:

You've Got Male Genitalia
Add Momma to the Train
And the Purple Head of Cairo

The first one is my favourite[but not in a gay way!]

what about

The Bare Wench Project
or..
The erotic witch project

Not sure if these are real (as some friends and I made them up, but they seem so obvious to me):

James Bondage: Double-O Threesome
Oedepussy Sex (or just Oedepussy Rex, we realy couldn't decide)
Traffdick
A Midsummer Night's Ream
Jumanjizz
Mouse Cunt
Night of the Giving Head
The Anahymen Mighty Dicks in: Zamboner
Anacondom

If Night of the Giving Head isn't a film already, then it definitely should be. The others are good, but that one is just perfect.

Teehee!

Tis my favorite also...

oh sorry u had this listed already

The one that started it all: Devil in Miss Jones

A few more: (some are real, some aren't. Who cares?)

Pimped by an Angel
Glad-he-ate-her
Cum In 60 Seconds
Flesh Gordon
Sex - Men
Her-ass-is-sore-us Rex

"Black Cock Down" "A Cock to Remember" "No Cunt for Old Men"

Robocock
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Ejacula
Indiana Bones/In Diana Jones and
-The Raiders of the Lost Arse
-The Temple of Poon
-The Ass Crusade

Double Blow Seven: The World is Not a Muff
Double Blow Seven: License to Fill
Double Blow Seven: Ride Another Gay
Double Blow Seven: Dr. Blow
The Green Pile
Bone Alone
Bulk Friction
The PoonCock Taints
101 Long Hatians
Harry Twatter and the Chamber of Secretions
Planet of the Gapes
Acock-ta-lipblow (Apoctalypto)
Acocktolips Now
American Blistery Sex
Mary Droppings

"Kreamer vs. Kreamer" and "Glad He Ate Her", are some funny ones I have seen (in title only, of course). Along with "Little Orphan Tranny"

Zombie sex movie spoof "Things to do to Denver when she's dead" :p

and how about, Cock, Stock & 2 smoking crack whores

Did anyone not mention "Shaft"?

This is a great list. Some friends and I came up with some to add to the "Sex Trek" series, though it was years ago and we didn't call it Sex Trek (which is a better name than our "Star Sex", probably). Here goes.

Sex Trek II: The Wrath of Dong
Sex Trek III: The Search for Cock
Sex Trek IV: The Voyage Homo
Sex Trek VI: The Undiscovered Cunt
Sex Trek: Penetrations

Meh. Kind of obvious. I prefer The Voyage Homo as a title. Something could certainly be done with "Star Trek: Insurrection".

On a different note, how about "Raging Bull Dykes"?

Thanks for the laughs.

James Bondage - From Russia without glove
James Bondage - On her Majesty`s secret pelvis

Gladiator = Glad-he-eate-her

Buttcrack mountain

The Devil weares nada

Any women sunday

The best of all:

Remember the Tight ones

I just watched a "Scrubs" (based on the TV show) porn parody last week. Heh. It was difficult to prevent laughter, after watching that series for so many seasons.

how about
lustantic
lord of the dongs

personal favs

womb raider
diving miss daisy
and
snaked on a plane

that most be geat but hope you send me mush as you can thanks.

ok check it

harry Twatter and the philosphers Dick

harry dick and the chamber of guys (gay porn)

harry dick and the prisoner of Ass-U-Ram

harry pussy and the goblets Balls

harry dick and the order of pootytang

harry Cunt and the half shrunk dick

harry Penis and the dirty swallows

There's some funny ones there. Has anyone listed:

THE LOAD WARRIOR

PICNIC AT HANGING COCK

CROCODILE DOGGIE

UNDER A CHERRY POON

SPLENDOR IN THE ASS

Haha, Picnic at Hanging Cock. Let's see how many porn titles we can come up with that spoof slow art films instead of popcorn entertainment...

The Seventh Squeal?
Au Hasard Ballsack?
Andrei Rubdown?
Pokey Ho Story?
8 1/2 Inches?
Rome, Open Legs?
Fanny in Alexander?
Asses and Diamonds?

Maybe not.

I laughed.

I'm obviously 15 years old.

Or twice that. Or more...

Shalom, y'all!

L. Bangs

Surprised these aren't on there:
Cherry Poppins
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

Hahahaha!

these are a mix of people restaurants tv shows and movies. some of these might be on here already but these are my favorites:
school of cock starring jack black-cock
fantastic foreskin
fantastic foreskin 2: rise of the butthole surfer
how to eat fried cock
et: the extra testicle
the fresh penis of ball hair
m. night sloberdong
long dong silvers
mc. dongalds
you dont mess with the zohans balls
adam sandypussy
mighty joe hung
sextoy stories
the little spermade
the cock and the pound
beauty and the yeast
the booncock taints
lord of the clit rings
the extendables or extenzeables
saved by the ball hair
james bonds brown eye
and
the forbiden ding-dong

the fudge

Here are some I made up, including some recent ones.

True Clit
The Girls Are All Tight
Winter's Boner (or Boned)
The King's ED
69 Hours (Could be a spoof of either 48 Hours or 127 Hours)
Black Swallow
Hairy Butthead and the Deathly Swallows
Sex Toy Story
Alice in Underland
Sorrest Rump
Pron: Legacy

Some Video Game Ones:

Gayblow
Metal Queer Solid (lol at the already existing Solid)

Fantastic Foreskin: Uncut

Some really good ones, here's a few that weren't on the list though:

Men in black men
Three willys
Reservoir Dogging
Thrush hour

Omg i had a very good laugh with this thread.
After reading i caught myself repeating:

What's eating Gilbert's Gape

the slutty professor

'An Orifice and a Gentle Hand'.

Courtesy of Alan Partridge: We need to talk about Alan.

I don't think these one exist but me and my mates have come up with them

'Spear and Whoring in Lasses Vages'

'Fatal Dick Action'

'Any Quim on Sunday'

'The Lord of Young Rings: The Return of Jonathan King'

'Illegally Bummed'

'Tons of Cunt for Old Men'

'War Whores'

'One Eyed Pirates of Karen's Bean'

'Foreskin Gimps'

'Anal Destination'

There is a cool game site for this.
namethatporno.com. They choose the real movie titles and you have to name the porno version.
Compete with others for points. Thousands of titles.

Ho Alone.