Every Movie I Have Ever Seen (Minus Disney)

Submitted by KaneMartyr on Wed, 08/01/2007 - 04:29
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  • [Good] 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) I’m not a fan of crappy adaptations of Shakespeare, but this one barely squeaks by with a ‘good’
  • [Amazing] 12 Monkeys (1995) Hard to follow, but amazing acting and cool concept
  • [Amazing] 12 Angry Men (1997) I have yet to see the original, but this version was great
  • [OK] 13 Ghosts (2001)
  • [Good] The 13th Warrior (1999) Did you know its based off of Beowulf? Neato
  • [Amazing] 28 Days Later (2002) One of the greatest zombie movies ever made
  • [OK] 28 Weeks Later 2007) One of the greatest zombie disappointments ever made
  • [Funny] 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002) Crazy sex scene with a flower
  • [Funny]40-Year Old Virgin (2005) Meh
  • [Good] 300 (2006) It wasn’t amazing, or perfect, so it gets neither
  • A:
  • [Hilarious] Accepted (2006) The Animal House of the new generation
  • [Dumb/Funny] Adventures of Joe Dirt (2001) Funny, but really stupid, I can see how a lot of people hate it
  • [Dumb] Aeon Flux (2005) Crappy rendition of a crappy anime
  • [Amazing] Air Force One (1997) Harrison Ford is a deity
  • [Good] Alamo, The (2004) I liked it, but I have yet to finish watching it all
  • [Good] Alien (1979) I loved this movie
  • [OK] Aliens (1986)
  • [Good] Alien Resurrection (1997)
  • [OK] Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
  • [Dumb] Along Came a Spider (2001) Please, stop Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd from working together
  • [Funny] Almost Heroes (1998) love Chris Farley
  • [SHIT] An American Haunting (2005)
  • [PERFECT] American History X (1998) Edward Norton; also a deity
  • [Funny] American Pie (1999) –The pioneer ‘teen comedy’
  • [Funny] American Pie 2 (2001)
  • [Crap] American Wedding (2003)
  • [Amazing] Amistad (1997)
  • [SHIT] The Amityville Horror (2005)
  • [Good] Anaconda (1997)
  • [Hilarious] Anchorman (2004) I love this Will Ferrell movie, not so many others
  • [Hilarious] Animal House (1978)
  • [Good] Any Given Sunday (1999)
  • [Good] Apocalypse Now (1979) Not my favorite Vietnam Movie, I never agreed with all the hype
  • [Good] Apollo 13 (1995)
  • [Amazing] Apt Pupil (1998) Been a long time since I’ve seen this, but the short story is one of my favorites
  • [OK] As Good As it Gets (1997)
  • [Dumb] Assault of Precinct 13 (2005) Pure shit
  • [Hilarious] Austin Powers: Man of Mystery (1997) There’s a reason Austin Powers movies are some of the most quoted comedy’s ever
  • [Hilarious] Austin Powers: Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
  • [Hilarious] Austin Powers: Goldmember (2002)
  • B:
  • [Good] Bad Boys (1995)
  • [Good] Bad Boys 2 (2003)
  • [Good] Basic (2003)
  • [Great] Batman (1989)
  • [Great] Batman Returns (1992)
  • [Great] Batman Forever (1995)
  • [Good] Batman and Robin (1997) Clooney is so-so as Batman
  • [OK] Batman Begins (2005) Not a fan of the Batman remake, sorry
  • [Good] Battlefield Earth (2000) I actually liked this movie, although the flying a fighter jet part was stupid
  • [Funny] Beavis and Butthead Do America (1996)
  • [Funny] Bedazzled (2000)
  • [Hilarious] Beerfest (2006) Watching this makes me want a beer
  • [Dumb] Behind Enemy Lines (2001) Really bad war movie, I hated it
  • [Funny] Best in Show (2000)
  • [Funny] Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)
  • [Hilarious] Beverly Hills Cop (1984) Wonderful 80’s movie
  • [Funny] Beverly Hills Cop 2 (1987)
  • [Funny] Beverly Hills Cop 3 (1994)
  • [OK] Big (1988)
  • [OK] Big Daddy (1999)
  • [Good] Big Lebowski, The (1998) Saying dude so much gets annoying
  • [OK] Big Momma’s House (2000)
  • [Good] Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
  • [Good] Black Dog (1998)
  • [Amazing] Black Hawk Down (2001)
  • [Dumb] The Black Knight (2001)
  • [Funny] Black Sheep (1996)
  • [Good] Blade (1998)
  • [Good] Blade 2 (2002)
  • [OK] Blade: Trinity (2004)
  • [OK] Blast From the Past (1999)
  • [Funny] Blazing Saddles (1974) Not s good as hi other movies
  • [Funny] Blue Streak (1999)
  • [Funny] Blues Brothers (1980)
  • [Funny] Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)
  • [Hilarious] Borat (2006)
  • [Good] Bourne Identity, The (2002)
  • [Good] Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
  • [Good] Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
  • [Good] (Documentary)Bowling for Columbine (2002) Really good, even though Michael Moore is an asshole
  • [Great] The Breakfast Club (1985) Classic 80’s
  • [Good] Braveheart (1995)
  • [Good] Broken Arrow (1996)
  • [OK] Bruce Almighty (2003) Kinda stupid
  • [OK] Bubble Boy (2001)
  • [Good] Bulletproof Monk (2003)
  • [Great] Butterfly Effect (2004)
  • [Amazing] Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
  • C:
  • [Funny] Cable Guy, The (1996)
  • [Amazing] Can’t Hardly Wait (1998) THE film of the 90’s generation
  • [Funny] Captain Ron (1992) Ew, I used to laugh at this as a kid
  • [Good] Casino Royale (2006) Reinventing James Bond, eh, it was pretty good
  • [Amazing] Cast Away (2000) Loved this movie
  • [Amazing] Catch Me if You Can (2002) nother REALLY good movie
  • [Good] Charlie’s Angels (2000)
  • [OK] Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003) Unnecessary sequel
  • [OK] Chasing Amy (1997) View Askew is overrated
  • [Shit] Cheaper By The Dozen (2003) Steve Martin sucks
  • [OK] Chronicles of Narnia: Lion, Witch, and the Wardrobe (2005)
  • [Good] Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
  • [Good] City of Angels (1998) Even I almost cried when the semi hits her
  • [OK] Clerks (1994) This movie is shit, I hate Clerks
  • [Good] Clerks 2 (2006) Better than the first, only because Jay and Silent Bob make it kickass
  • [Crap] Click (2006) Deus ex Machina is for shitty directors
  • [Good] Club Dread (2004) Broken Lizard kicks View Askew’s ass
  • [OK] Clueless (1995)
  • [Amazing] Collateral (2004) Tom Cruise is a bitchin’ bad guy
  • [Good] Con Air (1997)
  • [Good] Constantine (2005)
  • [Good] Contact (1997)
  • [Crap] Core, The (2003) DJ Qualls makes this movie
  • [Crap] Corky Romano (2001)
  • [OK] Courage Under Fire (1996)
  • [Shit] Covenant, The (2006) Laughably horrible
  • [Good] Coyote Ugly (2000)
  • [Good] Craft, The (1996)
  • [Amazing] Crash (2004)
  • [Good] Crocodile Dundee (1986)
  • [Good] Crocodile Dundee 2 (1988)
  • [Good] Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2003)
  • [Good] Cruel Intensions (1999)
  • [OK] Cube (1997) Math? Come on
  • D:
  • [Dumb] Daddy Day Care (2003)
  • [Good] Dante’s Peak (1997)
  • [Dumb] Darkness Falls (2003)
  • [Dumb] Date Movie (2006) Sadly, this movie sucked
  • [Amazing] Dawn of the Dead (2004)
  • [Good] Day After Tomorrow (2004)
  • [Good] Dear God (1996)
  • [Amazing] Death to Smoochy (2002)
  • [Amazing] The Departed (2006)
  • [Good] Die Another Day (2002) Lame Madonna cameo
  • [Amazing] Die Hard (1988)
  • [Amazing] Die Harder (1990)
  • [Amazing] Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995)
  • [Hilarious] Dodgeball (2004) One of my favorite comedies
  • [OK] Donnie Darko (2001) Undeserving of its cult following, this movie was stupid
  • [Good] Don’t Say a Word (2001)
  • [OK] Doom (2005) The only really good part was when it goes first-person
  • [OK] Domino (2005)
  • [Dumb] Double Jeopardy (1999)
  • [OK] Down in the Valley (2005) Really slow and dull, but a pretty good movie
  • [Funny] Down Periscope (1996)
  • [Funny] Dr. Dolittle (1998)
  • [OK] Dragonheart (1996)
  • [Good] Dreamcatcher (2003)
  • [OK] Drumline (2002)
  • [Dumb] Dude, Where’s my Car? (2000)
  • [OK] Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
  • [Hilarious] Dumb and Dumber (1994)
  • [Shit] Dumb and Dumberer (2003) A travesty of filmmaking
  • [OK] Dungeons and Dragons (2000)
Author Comments: 

Working on this right now, its a tough job. Will hopefully finish it by end of this week, but I will constantly be adding to it, as I dont even know how many movies i've seen.