Episodes Rated: The Simpsons
Submitted by Wezzo on Thu, 02/17/2005 - 03:31
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- 7G08 Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire - 7
- 7G02 Bart the Genius - 7.5
- 7G03 Homer's Odyssey - 3.5
- 7G04 There's No Disgrace Like Home - 6
- 7G05 Bart The General - 7
- 7G06 Moaning Lisa - 8
- 7G09 Call of the Simpsons - 7.5
- 7G07 The Telltale Head - 6.5
- 7G11 Life on the Fast Lane - 6.5
- 7G10 Homer's Night Out - 6.5
- 7G13 The Crepes of Wrath - 7
- 7G12 Krusty Gets Busted - 6
- 7G01 Some Enchanted Evening - 9.5
- 7F03 Bart Gets an F - 8
- 7F02 Simpson and Delilah - 7.5
- 7F04 Treehouse of Horror - 8
- 7F01 Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish - 9
- 7F05 Dancin' Homer - 4
- 7F08 Dead Putting Society - 8.5
- 7F07 Bart vs. Thanksgiving - 8.5
- 7F06 Bart the Daredevil - 9
- 7F09 Itchy & Scratchy & Marge - 8.5
- 7F10 Bart Gets Hit By A Car - 7.5
- 7F11 One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish - 10
- 7F12 The Way We Was - 10
- 7F13 Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment - 7
- 7F15 Principal Charming - 6.5
- 7F16 Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? - 9.5
- 7F14 Bart's Dog Gets an F - 8.5
- 7F17 Old Money - 8.5
- 7F18 Brush with Greatness - 9
- 7F19 Lisa's Substitute - 10
- 7F20 The War of the Simpsons - 7.5
- 7F21 Three Men and a Comic Book - 7
- 7F22 Blood Feud - 7
- 7F24 Stark Raving Dad - 10
- 8F01 Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington - 8.5
- 7F23 When Flanders Failed - 10
- 8F03 Bart the Murderer - 8
- 8F04 Homer Defined - 9
- 8F05 Like Father, Like Clown - 8.5
- 8F02 Treehouse of Horror II - 8
- 8F06 Lisa's Pony - 7.5
- 8F07 Saturdays of Thunder - 9.5
- 8F08 Flaming Moe's - 9.5
- 8F09 Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk - 7.5
- 8F10 I Married Marge - 9
- 8F11 Radio Bart - 10
- 8F12 Lisa the Greek - 8.5
- 8F14 Homer Alone - 9
- 8F16 Bart the Lover - 9.5
- 8F13 Homer at the Bat - 9.5
- 8F15 Separate Vocations - 9.5
- 8F17 Dog of Death - 7.5
- 8F19 Colonel Homer - 8.5
- 8F20 Black Widower - 8
- 8F21 The Otto Show - 7.5
- 8F22 Bart's Friend Falls in Love - 8.5
- 8F23 Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? - 10
- 8F24 Kamp Krusty - 9.5
- 8F18 A Streetcar Named Marge - 10
- 9F01 Homer the Heretic - 10
- 9F02 Lisa the Beauty Queen - 8.5
- 9F04 Treehouse of Horror III - 8.5
- 9F03 Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie - 9
- 9F05 Marge Gets a Job - 8
- 9F06 New Kid on the Block - 8.5
- 9F07 Mr. Plow - 9.5
- 9F08 Lisa's First Word - 10
- 9F09 Homer's Triple Bypass - 10
- 9F10 Marge vs. the Monorail - 9.5
- 9F11 Selma's Choice - 7
- 9F12 Brother from the Same Planet - 7
- 9F13 I Love Lisa - 8.5
- 9F14 Duffless - 9.5
- 9F15 Last Exit to Springfield - 10
- 9F17 So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show - 7.5
- 9F16 The Front - 8
- 9F18 Whacking Day - 8
- 9F20 Marge in Chains - 7.5
- 9F19 Krusty Gets Kancelled - 9.5
- 9F21 Homer's Barbershop Quartet - 10
- 9F22 Cape Feare - 9.5
- 1F02 Homer Goes to College - 9
- 1F01 Rosebud - 10
- 1F04 Treehouse of Horror IV - 9.5
- 1F03 Marge on the Lam - 9
- 1F05 Bart's Inner Child - 8
- 1F06 Boy-Scoutz N the Hood - 8
- 1F07 The Last Temptation of Homer - 9
- 1F08 $pringfield (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - 8.5
- 1F09 Homer the Vigilante - 8.5
- 1F11 Bart Gets Famous - 9.5
- 1F10 Homer and Apu - 9
- 1F12 Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy - 8.5
- 1F13 Deep Space Homer - 9.5
- 1F14 Homer Loves Flanders - 9
- 1F15 Bart Gets an Elephant - 8
- 1F16 Burns' Heir - 9
- 1F18 Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadassss Song - 8.5
- 1F19 The Boy Who Knew Too Much - 8.5
- 1F21 Lady Bouvier's Lover - 7.5
- 1F20 Secrets of a Successful Marriage - 9
- 1F22 Bart of Darkness - 9.5
- 1F17 Lisa's Rival - 9
- 2F33 Another Simpsons Clip Show - 5.5
- 2F01 Itchy & Scratchy Land - 9.5
- 2F02 Sideshow Bob Roberts - 7
- 2F03 Treehouse of Horror V - 10
- 2F04 Bart's Girlfriend - 9.5
- 2F05 Lisa on Ice - 10
- 2F06 Homer Badman - 9
- 2F07 Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy - 8
- 2F08 Fear of Flying - 8
- 2F09 Homer the Great - 9.5
- 2F10 And Maggie Makes Three - 10
- 2F11 Bart's Comet - 8.5
- 2F12 Homie the Clown - 9.5
- 2F13 Bart vs. Australia - 9.5
- 2F14 Homer vs. Patty and Selma - 7.5
- 2F31 A Star Is Burns - 8
- 2F15 Lisa's Wedding - 9.5
- 2F18 Two Dozen and One Greyhounds - 9
- 2F19 The PTA Disbands - 9
- 2F32 'Round Springfield - 10
- 2F21 The Springfield Connection - 10
- 2F22 Lemon of Troy - 10
- 2F16 Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One) - 9.5
- 2F20 Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two) - 9.5
- 2F17 Radioactive Man - 7
- 3F01 Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily - 10
- 3F02 Bart Sells His Soul - 9.5
- 3F03 Lisa the Vegetarian - 9
- 3F04 Treehouse of Horror VI - 9.5
- 3F05 King Size Homer - 10
- 3F06 Mother Simpson - 9.5
- 3F08 Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming - 7.5
- 3F31 The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular - 9
- 3F07 Marge Be Not Proud - 9.5
- 3F10 Team Homer - 9
- 3F09 Two Bad Neighbors - 9
- 3F11 Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield - 9.5
- 3F12 Bart the Fink - 7
- 3F13 Lisa the Iconoclast - 8
- 3F14 Homer the Smithers - 7.5
- 3F16 The Day the Violence Died - 9
- 3F15 A Fish Called Selma - 8
- 3F17 Bart on the Road - 10
- 3F18 22 Short Films About Springfield - 9.5
- 3F19 Raging Abe Simpson and his Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish" - 7.5
- 3F20 Much Apu About Nothing - 8
- 3F21 Homerpalooza - 7.5
- 3F22 Summer of 4 Ft. 2 - 9
- 4F02 Treehouse of Horror VII - 8
- 3F23 You Only Move Twice - 8
- 4F03 The Homer They Fall - 8
- 4F05 Burns, Baby Burns - 8.5
- 4F06 Bart After Dark - 9
- 4F04 A Milhouse Divided - 8.5
- 4F01 Lisa's Date with Density - 9
- 4F07 Hurricane Neddy - 9.5
- 3F24 El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer) - 10
- 3G01 The Springfield Files - 10
- 4F08 The Twisted World of Marge Simpson - 9
- 4F10 Mountain of Madness - 9.5
- 3G03 Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(ANNOYED GRUNT)cious - 10
- 4F12 The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show - 9.5
- 4F11 Homer's Phobia - 9.5
- 4F14 Brother from Another Series - 8
- 4F13 My Sister, My Sitter - 6.5
- 4F15 Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment - 8
- 4F09 Grade School Confidential - 8
- 4F16 The Canine Mutiny - 8.5
- 4F17 The Old Man and the Lisa - 7
- 4F18 In Marge We Trust - 9
- 4F19 Homer's Enemy - 9.5
- 4F20 The Simpsons Spin-off Showcase - 5
- 4F21 The Secret War of Lisa Simpson - 8
- 4F22 The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson - 9.5
- 4F23 The Principal and The Pauper - 4.5
- 3G02 Lisa's Sax - 9.5
- 5F02 Treehouse of Horror VIII - 9
- 5F01 The Cartridge Family - 9
- 5F03 Bart Star - 8.5
- 5F04 The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons - 8
- 5F05 Lisa the Skeptic - 8
- 5F06 Realty Bites - 9.5
- 5F07 Miracle on Evergreen Terrace - 9.5
- 5F24 All Singing, All Dancing - 6
- 5F08 Bart Carny - 7.5
- 5F23 The Joy of Sect - 7
- 5F11 Das Bus - 8.5
- 5F10 The Last Temptation of Krust - 6.5
- 5F12 Dumbbell Indemnity - 8.5
- 4F24 Lisa the Simpson - 9.5
- 5F13 This Little Wiggy - 9
- 3G04 Simpson Tide - 7
- 5F14 The Trouble With Trillions - 8
- 5F15 Girly Edition - 8
- 5F09 Trash of the Titans - 8.5
- 5F16 King of the Hill - 10
- 5F17 Lost Our Lisa - 9
- 5F18 Natural Born Kissers - 7.5
- 5F20 Lard of the Dance - 8.5
- 5F21 The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace - 9.5
- 5F22 Bart, the Mother - 8
- AABF01 Treehouse of Horror IX - 9.5
- 5F19 When You Dish Upon A Star - 4.5
- AABF02 D'oh-in' in the Wind - 7
- AABF03 Lisa Gets an "A" - 9.5
- AABF04 Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" - 5.5
- AABF05 Mayored to the Mob - 7.5
- AABF06 Viva Ned Flanders - 8
- AABF07 Wild Barts Can't Be Broken - 7
- AABF08 Sunday, Cruddy Sunday - 3.5
- AABF09 Homer to the Max - 5
- AABF11 I'm With Cupid - 7
- AABF10 Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" - 8.5
- AABF12 Make Room for Lisa - 8.5
- AABF13 Maximum Homerdrive - 6
- AABF14 Simpsons Bible Stories - 6.5
- AABF15 Mom and Pop Art - 7
- AABF16 The Old Man and The "C" Student - 4.5
- AABF17 Monty Can't Buy Me Love - 5
- AABF18 They Saved Lisa's Brain - 5
- AABF20 Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo - 9
- AABF23 Beyond Blunderdome - 6.5
- AABF22 Brother's Little Helper - 4.5
- AABF21 Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? - 7
- BABF01 Treehouse of Horror X - 6.5
- AABF19 E-I-E-I-(ANNOYED GRUNT) - 7
- BABF02 Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder - 9.5
- BABF03 Eight Misbehavin' - 6
- BABF05 Take My Wife, Sleaze - 5.5
- BABF07 Grift of the Magi - 9
- BABF04 Little Big Mom - 8
- BABF06 Faith Off - 6.5
- BABF08 The Mansion Family - 4.5
- BABF09 Saddlesore Galactica - 3.5
- BABF10 Alone Again, Natura-Diddly - 7
- BABF11 Missionary: Impossible - 4
- BABF12 Pygmoelian - 6.5
- BABF13 Bart to the Future - 4.5
- BABF14 Days of Wine and D'oh'ses - 5.5
- BABF16 Kill the Alligator and Run - 2
- BABF15 Last Tap Dance in Springfield - 7.5
- BABF18 It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge - 6.5
- BABF19 Behind the Laughter - 10
- BABF21 Treehouse of Horror XI - 6
- BABF20 A Tale of Two Springfields - 6.5
- BABF17 Insane Clown Poppy - 7.5
- CABF01 Lisa the Tree Hugger - 7
- CABF04 Homer vs. Dignity - 3
- CABF02 The Computer Wore Menace Shoes - 4
- CABF03 The Great Money Caper - 4.5
- CABF06 Skinner's Sense of Snow - 9.5
- BABF22 HOMR - 9
- CABF05 Pokey Mom - 3.5
- CABF08 Worst Episode Ever - 7
- CABF07 Tennis the Menace - 5.5
- CABF10 Day of the Jackanapes - 6
- CABF12 New Kids on the Blecch - 2.5
- CABF09 Hungry Hungry Homer - 8
- CABF11 Bye Bye Nerdie - 6.5
- CABF13 Simpson Safari - 2
- CABF14 Trilogy of Error - 10
- CABF15 I'm Goin' to Praiseland - 5
- CABF16 Children of a Lesser Clod - 7
- CABF17 Simpsons Tall Tales - 5.5
- CABF19 Treehouse of Horror XII - 6.5
- CABF22 The Parent Rap - 7
- CABF20 Homer the Moe - 6.5 (would be 4.5 without REM)
- CABF18 A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love - 5
- CABF21 The Blunder Years - 8
- DABF02 She of Little Faith - 8.5
- DABF01 Brawl in the Family - 4.5
- DABF03 Sweets and Sour Marge - 6.5
- DABF05 Jaws Wired Shut - 8.5
- DABF04 Half Decent Proposal - 7.5
- DABF06 The Bart Wants What It Wants - 6
- DABF07 The Lastest Gun in the West - 5.5
- DABF09 The Old Man & The Key - 5
- DABF08 Tales From The Public Domain - 5
- DABF10 Blame it on Lisa - 8
- DABF11 Weekend at Burnsie's - 9.5
- DABF12 Gump Roast - 5
- DABF13 I Am Furious Yellow - 8
- DABF14 The Sweetest Apu - 6.5
- DABF15 Little Girl in the Big Ten - 9.5
- DABF16 The Frying Game - 8
- DABF17 Papa's Got a Brand New Badge - 9
- DABF19 Treehouse of Horror XIII - 6.5
- DABF22 How I Spent My Strummer Vacation - 7
- DABF20 Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade - 7.5
- DABF18 Large Marge - 4
- DABF21 Helter Shelter - 3.5
- EABF01 The Great Louse Detective - 6
- EABF02 Special Edna - 9.5
- EABF03 The Dad Who Knew Too Little - 5.5
- EABF04 Strong Arms of the Ma - 3.5
- EABF06 Pray Anything - 3.5
- EABF05 Barting Over - 7
- EABF07 I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can - 8
- EABF08 A Star is Born-Again - 6.5
- EABF09 Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington - 7.5
- EABF10 C. E. D'oh. - 4.5
- EABF11 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky - 5.5
- EABF12 Three Gays of the Condo - 8.5
- EABF13 Dude, Where's My Ranch? - 6
- EABF14 Old Yeller-Belly - 6
- EABF15 Brake My Wife, Please - 5.5
- EABF16 The Bart of War - 5
- EABF17 Moe Baby Blues - 10
- EABF21 Treehouse of Horror XIV - 6
- EABF18 My Mother the Carjacker - 9.5
- EABF20 The President Wore Pearls - 9.5
- EABF22 The Regina Monologues - 7
- EABF19 The Fat and the Furriest - 4.5
- FABF01 Today, I Am a Klown - 7
- FABF02 'Tis the Fifteenth Season - 9
- FABF03 Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays - 8.5
- FABF04 I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot - 8
- FABF05 Diatribe of a Mad Housewife - 7.5
- FABF06 Margical History Tour - 5
- FABF07 Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore - 7
- FABF09 Smart and Smarter - 8
- FABF08 The Ziff Who Came to Dinner - 6.5
- FABF10 Co-Dependent's Day - 6
- FABF11 The Wandering Juvie - 7
- FABF12 My Big Fat Geek Wedding - 7.5
- FABF14 Catch 'Em If You Can - 6.5
- FABF15 Simple Simpson - 7.5
- FABF13 The Way We Weren't - 9.5
- FABF17 Bart-Mangled Banner - 4.5
- FABF18 Fraudcast News - 5.5
- FABF23 Treehouse of Horror XV - 6
- FABF20 All's Fair in Oven War - 6
- FABF19 Sleeping with the Enemy - 8
- FABF22 She Used to be My Girl - 8
- FABF21 Fat Man and Little Boy - unseen
- FABF16 Midnight RX - 6.5
- GABF01 Mommie Beerest - 8
- GABF02 Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass - 5.5
- GABF03 Pranksta Rap - unseen
- GABF04 There's Something About Marrying - unseen
Author Comments:
Episodes rated out of 10. 9.5/10 and 10/10 eps in bold - and believe me, there are plenty of them. ;) FWIW, a '10' for a Simpsons episode is practically an equivalent to a 20/10 for any other show - a 10/10 Simpsons episode is what I'd consider among the very best programming ever, the television elite. And very, very little beats a 9 or 9.5 rated episode, either. As you can see most of these "classics" fall in S2-9 (with constant runs sometimes!), but the other seasons still have a couple too.
Thanks to my eternal laziness, I cloned this list from Martin1983's list. Thanks Martin! :) If I ever get around to it, I'll write reviews to the episodes and link to them from here. :)
Comments welcomed as usual! If you're interested, check out my top 100 in order, here.
One more note: this may be a little inconsisent with the top 100.. if you notice anything majorly different, point it out please! :)
TOTAL 9.5/10 or 10/10: 81
(1 S1, 4 S2, 9 S3, 10 S4, 6 S5, 14 S6, 10 S7, 8 S8, 6 S9, 3 S10, 2 S11, 2 S12, 2 S13, 1 S14, 3 S15, 0 S16 so far)
Cloned From:
Hooray, I'm an inspiration!
I agree with most of the ratings, a few I disagree with, but pointing those out will keep me typing until midnight. It's a shame that quite a number of recent episodes have been very bland and mediocre. Hopefully that will change.
Thanks! :)
I hope it improves too, but S16 hasn't got my hopes up so far.. mostly just mediocre.
I skimmed through, and I agree with most of them. Great list.
Thanks very much! :-)
EABF22 The Regina Monologues - 7
Could I ask you why you gave this such a high score?
Not that I'm doubting your opinion. I was just wondering
Personally, I think this is one of the worst (well, just the worst) episodes ever made. It's the one that made me decide I didn't want to watch the show anymore.
I'm just interested in the views of someone who liked it :)
Sorry for taking so ong to reply.. I didn't get the e-mail I usually get when someone comments.
I'm quite surprised you think it's one of the worst - although I know Rushmore agrees with you on that fact. Personally, I thought it had one of best Act Is in quite a while, and while the guest appearances were forced (I like Tony Blair, I was disappointed by his spot - ditto McKellen) I thought the plot was quite amusing and a lot of the jokes worked in a National Lampoon's European Vacation style way. A lot of people criticised the plot, but there've been worse IMO (Simpson Safari..) and the family stayed very much in character for the most part. Not a great, but not too shabby either.
It wasn't the plot that I minded (though it was still horrible). It's just that I didn't think it had a single funny joke.
But that's just my opinion :P
wow i saw Papa's Got a Brand New Badge (for the first time) today, its really good
Homer : It's lenny's place, we just changed the sheets
Marge : well they're both nice
haha that had me laughing for a long while. Along with the list of Homer's jobs