Elvis Costello

  • My Aim Is True (1977)


  • 1. Welcome To The Working Week: 9.0
  • 2. Miracle Man: 8.7
  • 3. No Dancing: 8.6
  • 4. Blame It On Cain: 8.8
  • 5. Alison: 9.5
  • 6. Sneaky Feelings: 9.3
  • 7. (The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Shoes: 9.0
  • 8. Less Than Zero: 9.1
  • 9. Mystery Dance: 8.5
  • 10. Pay It Back: 7.8
  • 11. I'm Not Angry: 8.0
  • 12. Waiting For The End Of The World: 8.9
  • 13. Watching The Detectives: 10
  • Song Average: 8.9
  • Score: 91%
  • This Year's Model (1978)


  • 1. No Action: 9.1
  • 2. This Year's Girl: 9.5
  • 3. The Beat: 8.8
  • 4. Pump It Up: 6.9
  • 5. Little Triggers: 9.2
  • 6. You Belong To Me: 8.6
  • 7. Hand In Hand: 9.4
  • 8. (I Don't Want To Go To) Chelsea: 8.3
  • 9. Lip Service: 9.1
  • 10. Living In Paradise: 8.7
  • 11. Lipstick Vogue: 8.0
  • 12. Night Rally: 9.0
  • 13. Radio Radio: 9.4
  • Song Average: 8.7
  • Score: 90%
  • Armed Forces (1979)


  • 1. Accidents Will Happen: 9.6
  • 2. Senior Service: 8.5
  • 3. Oliver's Army: 10
  • 4. Big Boys: 7.9
  • 5. Green Shirt: 9.0
  • 6. Party Girl: 8.7
  • 7. Goon Squad: 8.1
  • 8. Busy Bodies: 9.0
  • 9. Sunday's Best: 9.5
  • 10. Moods For Moderns: 7.6
  • 11. Chemistry Class: 8.3
  • 12. Two Little Hitlers: 8.6
  • 13. (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love And Understanding: 9.2
  • Song Average: 8.7
  • Score: 86%
  • Get Happy!! (1980)


  • 1. Love For Tender: 7.9
  • 2. Opportunity: 7.6
  • 3. The Imposter: 7.2
  • 4. Secondary Modern: 9.0
  • 5. King Horse: 8.6
  • 6. Possession: 8.4
  • 7. Men Called Uncle: 9.1
  • 8. Clowntime Is Over: 9.3
  • 9. New Amsterdam: 9.5
  • 10. High Fidelity: 9.7
  • 11. I Can't Stand Up For Falling Down: 8.2
  • 12. Black & White World: 9.4
  • 13. 5ive Gears In Reverse: 9.1
  • 14. B Movie: 9.2
  • 15. Motel Matches: 9.4
  • 16. Human Touch: 9.0
  • 17. Beaten To The Punch: 8.1
  • 18. Temptation: 8.5
  • 19. I Stand Accused: 8.0
  • 20. Riot Act: 9.3
  • Song Average: 8.7
  • Score: 90%
  • Trust (1981)


  • 1. Clubland: 9.4
  • 2. Lover's Walk: 6.7
  • 3. You'll Never Be A Man: 8.3
  • 4. Pretty Words: 8.4
  • 5. Strict Time: 9.0
  • 6. Luxembourg: 7.3
  • 7. Watch Your Step: 9.6
  • 8. New Lace Sleeves: 9.1
  • 9. From A Whisper To A Scream: 8.0
  • 10. Different Finger: 9.2
  • 11. White Knuckles: 8.5
  • 12. Shot With His Own Gun: 9.4
  • 13. Fish'n Chip Paper: 6.8
  • 14. Big Sister's Clothes: 9.0
  • Song Average: 8.4
  • Score: 82%
  • Almost Blue (1981)


  • 1. Why Don't You Love Me (Like You Used To Do?): 7.2
  • 2. Sweet Dreams: 7.5
  • 3. Success: 7.3
  • 4. I'm Your Toy: 7.0
  • 5. Tonight The Bottle Let Me Down: 6.8
  • 6. Brown To Blue: 7.7
  • 7. A Good Year For The Roses: 8.0
  • 8. Sittin' And Thinkin': 7.5
  • 9. Colour Of The Blues: 6.9
  • 10. Too Far Gone: 6.5
  • 11. Honey Hush: 6.7
  • 12. How Much I Lied: 7.0
  • Song Average: 7.1
  • Score: 69%
  • Imperial Bedroom (1982)


  • 1. Beyond Belief: 9.2
  • 2. Tears Before Bedtime: 9.0
  • 3. Shabby Doll: 8.7
  • 4. The Long Honeymoon: 9.1
  • 5. Man Out Of Time: 5.9
  • 6. Almost Blue: 7.8
  • 7. ...And In Every Home: 9.4
  • 8. The Loved Ones: 8.0
  • 9. Human Hands: 9.5
  • 10. Kid About It: 8.8
  • 11. Little Savage: 7.6
  • 12. Boy With A Problem: 8.5
  • 13. Pidgin English: 8.2
  • 14. You Little Fool: 6.9
  • 15. Town Cryer: 7.8
  • Song Average: 8.2
  • Score: 78%
  • Punch The Clock (1983)


  • 1. Let Them All Talk: 6.8
  • 2. Everyday I Write The Book: 7.5
  • 3. The Greatest Thing: 8.1
  • 4. The Element Within Her: 7.9
  • 5. Love Went Mad: 6.5
  • 6. Shipbuilding: 6.9
  • 7. TKO (Boxing Day): 6.6
  • 8. Charm School: 5.7
  • 9. The Invisible Man: 7.0
  • 10. Mouth Almighty: 7.6
  • 11. King Of Thieves: 6.0
  • 12. Pills And Soap: 7.8
  • 13. The World And His Wife: 6.8
  • Song Average: 7.0
  • Score: 65%
  • Comment: Elvis Costello tried something else, bringing in more instruments and more melody. Unfortunately, it came with a decline in his songwriting.
  • Goodbye Cruel World (1984)


  • 1. The Only Flame In Town: 6.7
  • 2. Home Truth: 5.9
  • 3. Room With No Number: 5.0
  • 4. Inch By Inch: 5.4
  • 5. Worthless Thing: 5.5
  • 6. Love Field: 6.1
  • 7. I Wanna Be Loved: 3.7
  • 8. The Comedians: 4.9
  • 9. Joe Porterhouse: 5.0
  • 10. Sour Milk-Cow Blues: 4.6
  • 11. The Great Unknown: 5.1
  • 12. The Deportees Club: 3.2
  • 13. Peace In Our Time: 5.9
  • Song Average: 5.1
  • Score: 47%
  • Comment: Congratulations! You just bought the worst album of my career. That about sums it up.
  • The King Of America (1986)


  • 1. Brilliant Mistake: 9.5
  • 2. Lovable: 9.1
  • 3. Our Little Angel: 9.6
  • 4. Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood: 9.0
  • 5. Glitter Gulch: 9.1
  • 6. Indoor Fireworks: 9.3
  • 7. Little Palaces: 10
  • 8. I'll Wear It Proudly: 9.2
  • 9. American Without Tears: 9.0
  • 10. Eisenhower Blues: 7.9
  • 11. Poisoned Rose: 9.0
  • 12. Big Light: 9.0
  • 13. Jack Of All Parades: 9.2
  • 14. Suit Of Lights: 9.2
  • 15. Sleep Of The Just: 9.5
  • Song Average: 9.2
  • Score: 93%
  • Blood And Chocolate (1986)


  • 1. Uncomplicated: 4.3
  • 2. I Hope You're Happy Now: 5.8
  • 3. Tokyo Storm Warning: 5.5
  • 4. Home Is Anywhere You Hang Your Head: 6.1
  • 5. I Want You: 6.8
  • 6. Honey Are You Straight Or Are You Blind?: 4.6
  • 7. Blue Chair: 6.2
  • 8. Battered Old Bird: 5.9
  • 9. Crimes Of Paris: 5.0
  • 10. Poor Napoleon: 5.7
  • 11. Next Time Round: 6.5
  • Song Average: 5.6
  • Score: 54%
  • Spike (1989)


  • 1. ...This Town: 7.0
  • 2. Let Him Dangle: 9.1
  • 3. Deep Dark Thrutful Mirror: 7.7
  • 4. Veronica: 10
  • 5. God's Comic: 9.4
  • 6. Chewing Gum: 8.1
  • 7. Tramp The Dirt Down: 9.6
  • 8. Stalin Malone: 5.5
  • 9. Satellite: 6.7
  • 10. Pads, Paws And Claws: 6.8
  • 11. Baby Plays Around: 8.1
  • 12. Miss Macbeth: 9.5
  • 13. Any King's Shilling: 9.4
  • 14. Coal-Train Robberies: 8.3
  • 15. Last Boat Leaving: 8.5
  • Song Average: 8.2
  • Score: 80%
  • Mighty Like A Rose (1991)


  • 1. The Other Side Of Summer: 7.9
  • 2. Hurry Down Doomsday (The Bugs Are Taking Over): 4.4
  • 3. How To Be Dumb: 6.3
  • 4. All Grown Up: 7.0
  • 5. Invasion Hit Parade: 6.9
  • 6. Harpies Bizarre: 6.4
  • 7. After The Fall: 6.4
  • 8. Georgie And Her Rival: 6.0
  • 9. So Like Candy: 7.5
  • 10. Interlude: Couldn't Call It Unexpected No2: 5.0
  • 11. Playboy To A Man: 5.9
  • 12. Sweet Pear: 6.5
  • 13. Broken: 4.8
  • 14. Couldn't Call It Unexpected No4: 6.8
  • Song Average: 6.2
  • Score: 59%
  • The Juliet Letters (1993)


  • 1. Deliver Us: 8.0
  • 2. For Other Eyes: 7.8
  • 3. Swine: 7.5
  • 4. Expert Rites: 6.9
  • 5. Dead Letter: 6.8
  • 6. I Almost Had A Weakness: 7.3
  • 7. Why?: 7.5
  • 8. Who Do You Think You Are?: 7.6
  • 9. Taking My Life In Your Hands: 5.9
  • 10. This Offer Is Unrepeatable: 8.0
  • 11. Dear Sweet Filthy World: 6.0
  • 12. This Letter Home: 6.7
  • 13. Jacksons, Monk And Rowe: 4.8
  • 14. This Sad Burlesque: 6.4
  • 15. Romeo's Seance: 8.2
  • 16. I Thought I'd Write To Juliet: 6.9
  • 17. Last Post: 5.5
  • 18. The First To Leave: 5.0
  • 19. Damnation's Cellar: 7.7
  • 20. The Birds Will Still Be Singing: 7.5
  • Song Average: 6.8
  • Score: 66%
  • Brutal Youth (1994)


  • 1. Pony St: 6.0
  • 2. Kinder Murder: 4.5
  • 3. 13 Steps Lead Down: 4.7
  • 4. This Is Hell: 5.0
  • 5. Clown Strike: 5.3
  • 6. You Tripped At Every Step: 5.5
  • 7. Still Too Soon To Know: 4.9
  • 8. 20% Amnesia: 3.3
  • 9. Sulky Girl: 6.1
  • 10. London's Brilliant Parade: 4.8
  • 11. My Science Fiction Twin: 4.6
  • 12. Rocking Horse Road: 5.0
  • 13. Just About Glad: 4.8
  • 14. All The Rage: 5.2
  • 15. Favourite Hour: 6.3
  • Song Average: 5.0
  • Score: 48%
  • Kojak Variety (1995)


  • 1. Strange: 6.0
  • 2. Hidden Charms: 5.8
  • 3. Remove This Doubt: 6.1
  • 4. I Threw It All Away: 5.9
  • 5. Leave My Kitten Alone: 4.8
  • 6. Everybody's Crying Mercy: 5.2
  • 7. I've Been Wrong Before: 4.4
  • 8. Bama Lama Bama Loo: 5.5
  • 9. Must You Throw Dirt In My Face?: 5.6
  • 10. Pouring Water On A Drowning Man: 6.0
  • 11. The Very Though Of You: 4.9
  • 12. Payday: 5.0
  • 13. Please Stay: 5.8
  • 14. Running Out Of Fools: 6.3
  • 15. Days: 6.0
  • Song Average: 5.5
  • Score: 52%
  • All This Useless Beauty (1996)


  • 1. The Other End Of The Telescope: 7.9
  • 2. Little Atoms: 7.0
  • 3. All This Useless Beauty: 7.1
  • 4. Complicated Shadows: 6.8
  • 5. Why Can't A Man Stand Alone?: 6.9
  • 6. Distorted Angel: 6.5
  • 7. Shallow Grave: 6.0
  • 8. Poor Fractured Atlas: 7.7
  • 9. Starting To Come To Me: 5.9
  • 10. You Bowed Down: 6.6
  • 11. It's Time: 5.7
  • 12. I Want To Vanish: 7.2
  • Song Average: 6.7
  • Score: 65%
  • Painted From Memory (1998)


  • 1. In The Darkest Place: 6.6
  • 2. Toledo: 6.4
  • 3. I Still Have That Other Girl: 5.9
  • 4. This House Is Empty Now: 6.8
  • 5. Tears At The Birthday Party: 5.8
  • 6. Such Unlikely Lovers: 6.0
  • 7. My Thief: 5.6
  • 8. The Long Division: 5.9
  • 9. Painted From Memory: 6.1
  • 10. The Sweetest Punch: 6.4
  • 11. What's Her Name Today?: 6.1
  • 12. God Give Me Strength: 5.5
  • Song Average: 6.0
  • Score: 59%
  • Comment: As I saw listening to this album, I noticed a weird sound. I thought it was odd of Costello to include such a sound as it really took away from the songs, which weren't really that great to begin with. It took me 20 minutes to notice that the sound came from a construction site pretty close to here. What a useless story.
  • When I Was Cruel (2002)


  • 1. 45: 8.2
  • 2. Spooky Girlfriend: 8.0
  • 3. Tear Off Your Own Head (It's A Doll Revolution): 7.8
  • 4. When I Was Cruel No2: 7.6
  • 5. Soul For Hire: 7.5
  • 6. 15 Petals: 6.7
  • 7. Tart: 7.5
  • 8. Dust 2...: 8.3
  • 9. Dissolve: 4.2
  • 10. Alibi: 6.7
  • 11. ...Dust: 7.0
  • 12. Daddy Can I Turn This?: 7.2
  • 13. Little Blue Window: 8.5
  • 14. Episode Of Blonde: 8.0
  • 15. Radio Silence: 8.6
  • Song Average: 7.5
  • Score: 73%
  • North (2003)


  • 1. You Left Me In The Dark: 5.7
  • 2. Someone Took The Words Away: 5.2
  • 3. When Did I Stop Dreaming: 4.9
  • 4. You Turned To Me: 5.0
  • 5. Fallen: 3.8
  • 6. When It Sings: 5.5
  • 7. Still: 6.0
  • 8. Let Me Tell You About Her: 4.8
  • 9. Can You Be True?: 4.9
  • 10. When Green Eyes Turn Blue: 4.5
  • 11. I'm In The Mood Again: 4.8
  • Song Average: 5.0
  • Score: 46%
  • The Delivery Man (2004)


  • 1. Button My Lip: 4.0
  • 2. Country Darkness: 6.0
  • 3. There's A Story In Your Voice: 5.9
  • 4. Either Side Of The Same Town: 6.1
  • 5. Bedlam: 4.7
  • 6. The Delivery Man: 5.7
  • 7. Monkey To Man: 5.6
  • 8. Nothing Clings Like Ivy: 6.1
  • 9. The Name Of This Thing Is Not Love: 6.0
  • 10. Heart Shaped Bruise: 6.6
  • 11. Needle Time: 3.8
  • 12. The Judgement: 5.9
  • 13. Scarlet Tide: 5.4
  • Song Average: 5.5
  • Score: 51%
  • The River In Reverse (2006)


  • 1. On Your Way Down: 6.2
  • 2. Nearest To You: 5.9
  • 3. Tears, Tears And More Tears: 6.8
  • 4. The Sharpest Thorn: 6.2
  • 5. Who's Gonna Help Brother Get Further: 6.0
  • 6. The River In Reverse: 6.1
  • 7. Freedom For The Stallion: 7.0
  • 8. Broken Promise Land: 5.8
  • 9. Ascension Day: 6.0
  • 10. International Echo: 5.6
  • 11. All These Things: 6.9
  • 12. Wonder Woman: 5.9
  • 13. Six-Fingered Man: 5.7
  • Song Average: 6.2
  • Score: 60%
  • Momofuku (2008)


  • 1. No Hiding Place: 7.0
  • 2. American Gangster Time: 6.7
  • 3. Turpentine: 6.4
  • 4. Harry Worth: 6.0
  • 5. Drum And Bone: 6.4
  • 6. Flutter And Wow: 6.1
  • 7. Stella Hurt: 6.6
  • 8. Mr. Feathers: 7.2
  • 9. My Three Sons: 6.9
  • 10. Song With Rose: 6.7
  • 11. Pardon Me Madam, My Name Is Eve: 7.4
  • 12. Go Away: 6.3
  • Song Average: 6.6
  • Score: 66%
Author Comments: 

Rankings

1. King Of America ****1/2/*****
2. My Aim Is True ****1/2/*****
3. Get Happy!!! ****1/2/*****
4. This Year's Model ****1/2/*****
5. Armed Forces ****/*****
6. Trust ****/*****
7. Spike ****/*****
8. Imperial Bedroom ***1/2/*****
9. When I Was Cruel ***1/2/*****
10. Almost Blue ***/*****
11. The Juliet Letters ***/*****
12. Momofuku ***/*****
13. Punch The Clock ***/*****
14. All This Useless Beauty ***/*****
15. The River In Reverse ***/*****
16. Painted From Memory **1/2/*****
17. Mighty Like A Rose **1/2/*****
18. Blood And Chocolate **1/2/*****
19. Kojak Variety **1/2/*****
20. The Delivery Man **1/2/*****
21. Brutal Youth **/*****
22. Goodbye Cruel World **/*****
23. North **/*****

This guy has uncommonly good album art.