Elvis Costello
Submitted by rudolf55 on Thu, 11/30/2006 - 03:54
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My Aim Is True (1977)

- 1. Welcome To The Working Week: 9.0
- 2. Miracle Man: 8.7
- 3. No Dancing: 8.6
- 4. Blame It On Cain: 8.8
- 5. Alison: 9.5
- 6. Sneaky Feelings: 9.3
- 7. (The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Shoes: 9.0
- 8. Less Than Zero: 9.1
- 9. Mystery Dance: 8.5
- 10. Pay It Back: 7.8
- 11. I'm Not Angry: 8.0
- 12. Waiting For The End Of The World: 8.9
- 13. Watching The Detectives: 10
- Song Average: 8.9
- Score: 91%
This Year's Model (1978)

- 1. No Action: 9.1
- 2. This Year's Girl: 9.5
- 3. The Beat: 8.8
- 4. Pump It Up: 6.9
- 5. Little Triggers: 9.2
- 6. You Belong To Me: 8.6
- 7. Hand In Hand: 9.4
- 8. (I Don't Want To Go To) Chelsea: 8.3
- 9. Lip Service: 9.1
- 10. Living In Paradise: 8.7
- 11. Lipstick Vogue: 8.0
- 12. Night Rally: 9.0
- 13. Radio Radio: 9.4
- Song Average: 8.7
- Score: 90%
Armed Forces (1979)

- 1. Accidents Will Happen: 9.6
- 2. Senior Service: 8.5
- 3. Oliver's Army: 10
- 4. Big Boys: 7.9
- 5. Green Shirt: 9.0
- 6. Party Girl: 8.7
- 7. Goon Squad: 8.1
- 8. Busy Bodies: 9.0
- 9. Sunday's Best: 9.5
- 10. Moods For Moderns: 7.6
- 11. Chemistry Class: 8.3
- 12. Two Little Hitlers: 8.6
- 13. (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love And Understanding: 9.2
- Song Average: 8.7
- Score: 86%
Get Happy!! (1980)

- 1. Love For Tender: 7.9
- 2. Opportunity: 7.6
- 3. The Imposter: 7.2
- 4. Secondary Modern: 9.0
- 5. King Horse: 8.6
- 6. Possession: 8.4
- 7. Men Called Uncle: 9.1
- 8. Clowntime Is Over: 9.3
- 9. New Amsterdam: 9.5
- 10. High Fidelity: 9.7
- 11. I Can't Stand Up For Falling Down: 8.2
- 12. Black & White World: 9.4
- 13. 5ive Gears In Reverse: 9.1
- 14. B Movie: 9.2
- 15. Motel Matches: 9.4
- 16. Human Touch: 9.0
- 17. Beaten To The Punch: 8.1
- 18. Temptation: 8.5
- 19. I Stand Accused: 8.0
- 20. Riot Act: 9.3
- Song Average: 8.7
- Score: 90%
Trust (1981)

- 1. Clubland: 9.4
- 2. Lover's Walk: 6.7
- 3. You'll Never Be A Man: 8.3
- 4. Pretty Words: 8.4
- 5. Strict Time: 9.0
- 6. Luxembourg: 7.3
- 7. Watch Your Step: 9.6
- 8. New Lace Sleeves: 9.1
- 9. From A Whisper To A Scream: 8.0
- 10. Different Finger: 9.2
- 11. White Knuckles: 8.5
- 12. Shot With His Own Gun: 9.4
- 13. Fish'n Chip Paper: 6.8
- 14. Big Sister's Clothes: 9.0
- Song Average: 8.4
- Score: 82%
Almost Blue (1981)

- 1. Why Don't You Love Me (Like You Used To Do?): 7.2
- 2. Sweet Dreams: 7.5
- 3. Success: 7.3
- 4. I'm Your Toy: 7.0
- 5. Tonight The Bottle Let Me Down: 6.8
- 6. Brown To Blue: 7.7
- 7. A Good Year For The Roses: 8.0
- 8. Sittin' And Thinkin': 7.5
- 9. Colour Of The Blues: 6.9
- 10. Too Far Gone: 6.5
- 11. Honey Hush: 6.7
- 12. How Much I Lied: 7.0
- Song Average: 7.1
- Score: 69%
Imperial Bedroom (1982)

- 1. Beyond Belief: 9.2
- 2. Tears Before Bedtime: 9.0
- 3. Shabby Doll: 8.7
- 4. The Long Honeymoon: 9.1
- 5. Man Out Of Time: 5.9
- 6. Almost Blue: 7.8
- 7. ...And In Every Home: 9.4
- 8. The Loved Ones: 8.0
- 9. Human Hands: 9.5
- 10. Kid About It: 8.8
- 11. Little Savage: 7.6
- 12. Boy With A Problem: 8.5
- 13. Pidgin English: 8.2
- 14. You Little Fool: 6.9
- 15. Town Cryer: 7.8
- Song Average: 8.2
- Score: 78%
Punch The Clock (1983)

- 1. Let Them All Talk: 6.8
- 2. Everyday I Write The Book: 7.5
- 3. The Greatest Thing: 8.1
- 4. The Element Within Her: 7.9
- 5. Love Went Mad: 6.5
- 6. Shipbuilding: 6.9
- 7. TKO (Boxing Day): 6.6
- 8. Charm School: 5.7
- 9. The Invisible Man: 7.0
- 10. Mouth Almighty: 7.6
- 11. King Of Thieves: 6.0
- 12. Pills And Soap: 7.8
- 13. The World And His Wife: 6.8
- Song Average: 7.0
- Score: 65%
- Comment: Elvis Costello tried something else, bringing in more instruments and more melody. Unfortunately, it came with a decline in his songwriting.
Goodbye Cruel World (1984)

- 1. The Only Flame In Town: 6.7
- 2. Home Truth: 5.9
- 3. Room With No Number: 5.0
- 4. Inch By Inch: 5.4
- 5. Worthless Thing: 5.5
- 6. Love Field: 6.1
- 7. I Wanna Be Loved: 3.7
- 8. The Comedians: 4.9
- 9. Joe Porterhouse: 5.0
- 10. Sour Milk-Cow Blues: 4.6
- 11. The Great Unknown: 5.1
- 12. The Deportees Club: 3.2
- 13. Peace In Our Time: 5.9
- Song Average: 5.1
- Score: 47%
- Comment: Congratulations! You just bought the worst album of my career. That about sums it up.
The King Of America (1986)

- 1. Brilliant Mistake: 9.5
- 2. Lovable: 9.1
- 3. Our Little Angel: 9.6
- 4. Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood: 9.0
- 5. Glitter Gulch: 9.1
- 6. Indoor Fireworks: 9.3
- 7. Little Palaces: 10
- 8. I'll Wear It Proudly: 9.2
- 9. American Without Tears: 9.0
- 10. Eisenhower Blues: 7.9
- 11. Poisoned Rose: 9.0
- 12. Big Light: 9.0
- 13. Jack Of All Parades: 9.2
- 14. Suit Of Lights: 9.2
- 15. Sleep Of The Just: 9.5
- Song Average: 9.2
- Score: 93%
Blood And Chocolate (1986)

- 1. Uncomplicated: 4.3
- 2. I Hope You're Happy Now: 5.8
- 3. Tokyo Storm Warning: 5.5
- 4. Home Is Anywhere You Hang Your Head: 6.1
- 5. I Want You: 6.8
- 6. Honey Are You Straight Or Are You Blind?: 4.6
- 7. Blue Chair: 6.2
- 8. Battered Old Bird: 5.9
- 9. Crimes Of Paris: 5.0
- 10. Poor Napoleon: 5.7
- 11. Next Time Round: 6.5
- Song Average: 5.6
- Score: 54%
Spike (1989)

- 1. ...This Town: 7.0
- 2. Let Him Dangle: 9.1
- 3. Deep Dark Thrutful Mirror: 7.7
- 4. Veronica: 10
- 5. God's Comic: 9.4
- 6. Chewing Gum: 8.1
- 7. Tramp The Dirt Down: 9.6
- 8. Stalin Malone: 5.5
- 9. Satellite: 6.7
- 10. Pads, Paws And Claws: 6.8
- 11. Baby Plays Around: 8.1
- 12. Miss Macbeth: 9.5
- 13. Any King's Shilling: 9.4
- 14. Coal-Train Robberies: 8.3
- 15. Last Boat Leaving: 8.5
- Song Average: 8.2
- Score: 80%
Mighty Like A Rose (1991)

- 1. The Other Side Of Summer: 7.9
- 2. Hurry Down Doomsday (The Bugs Are Taking Over): 4.4
- 3. How To Be Dumb: 6.3
- 4. All Grown Up: 7.0
- 5. Invasion Hit Parade: 6.9
- 6. Harpies Bizarre: 6.4
- 7. After The Fall: 6.4
- 8. Georgie And Her Rival: 6.0
- 9. So Like Candy: 7.5
- 10. Interlude: Couldn't Call It Unexpected No2: 5.0
- 11. Playboy To A Man: 5.9
- 12. Sweet Pear: 6.5
- 13. Broken: 4.8
- 14. Couldn't Call It Unexpected No4: 6.8
- Song Average: 6.2
- Score: 59%
The Juliet Letters (1993)

- 1. Deliver Us: 8.0
- 2. For Other Eyes: 7.8
- 3. Swine: 7.5
- 4. Expert Rites: 6.9
- 5. Dead Letter: 6.8
- 6. I Almost Had A Weakness: 7.3
- 7. Why?: 7.5
- 8. Who Do You Think You Are?: 7.6
- 9. Taking My Life In Your Hands: 5.9
- 10. This Offer Is Unrepeatable: 8.0
- 11. Dear Sweet Filthy World: 6.0
- 12. This Letter Home: 6.7
- 13. Jacksons, Monk And Rowe: 4.8
- 14. This Sad Burlesque: 6.4
- 15. Romeo's Seance: 8.2
- 16. I Thought I'd Write To Juliet: 6.9
- 17. Last Post: 5.5
- 18. The First To Leave: 5.0
- 19. Damnation's Cellar: 7.7
- 20. The Birds Will Still Be Singing: 7.5
- Song Average: 6.8
- Score: 66%
Brutal Youth (1994)

- 1. Pony St: 6.0
- 2. Kinder Murder: 4.5
- 3. 13 Steps Lead Down: 4.7
- 4. This Is Hell: 5.0
- 5. Clown Strike: 5.3
- 6. You Tripped At Every Step: 5.5
- 7. Still Too Soon To Know: 4.9
- 8. 20% Amnesia: 3.3
- 9. Sulky Girl: 6.1
- 10. London's Brilliant Parade: 4.8
- 11. My Science Fiction Twin: 4.6
- 12. Rocking Horse Road: 5.0
- 13. Just About Glad: 4.8
- 14. All The Rage: 5.2
- 15. Favourite Hour: 6.3
- Song Average: 5.0
- Score: 48%
Kojak Variety (1995)

- 1. Strange: 6.0
- 2. Hidden Charms: 5.8
- 3. Remove This Doubt: 6.1
- 4. I Threw It All Away: 5.9
- 5. Leave My Kitten Alone: 4.8
- 6. Everybody's Crying Mercy: 5.2
- 7. I've Been Wrong Before: 4.4
- 8. Bama Lama Bama Loo: 5.5
- 9. Must You Throw Dirt In My Face?: 5.6
- 10. Pouring Water On A Drowning Man: 6.0
- 11. The Very Though Of You: 4.9
- 12. Payday: 5.0
- 13. Please Stay: 5.8
- 14. Running Out Of Fools: 6.3
- 15. Days: 6.0
- Song Average: 5.5
- Score: 52%
All This Useless Beauty (1996)

- 1. The Other End Of The Telescope: 7.9
- 2. Little Atoms: 7.0
- 3. All This Useless Beauty: 7.1
- 4. Complicated Shadows: 6.8
- 5. Why Can't A Man Stand Alone?: 6.9
- 6. Distorted Angel: 6.5
- 7. Shallow Grave: 6.0
- 8. Poor Fractured Atlas: 7.7
- 9. Starting To Come To Me: 5.9
- 10. You Bowed Down: 6.6
- 11. It's Time: 5.7
- 12. I Want To Vanish: 7.2
- Song Average: 6.7
- Score: 65%
Painted From Memory (1998)

- 1. In The Darkest Place: 6.6
- 2. Toledo: 6.4
- 3. I Still Have That Other Girl: 5.9
- 4. This House Is Empty Now: 6.8
- 5. Tears At The Birthday Party: 5.8
- 6. Such Unlikely Lovers: 6.0
- 7. My Thief: 5.6
- 8. The Long Division: 5.9
- 9. Painted From Memory: 6.1
- 10. The Sweetest Punch: 6.4
- 11. What's Her Name Today?: 6.1
- 12. God Give Me Strength: 5.5
- Song Average: 6.0
- Score: 59%
- Comment: As I saw listening to this album, I noticed a weird sound. I thought it was odd of Costello to include such a sound as it really took away from the songs, which weren't really that great to begin with. It took me 20 minutes to notice that the sound came from a construction site pretty close to here. What a useless story.
When I Was Cruel (2002)

- 1. 45: 8.2
- 2. Spooky Girlfriend: 8.0
- 3. Tear Off Your Own Head (It's A Doll Revolution): 7.8
- 4. When I Was Cruel No2: 7.6
- 5. Soul For Hire: 7.5
- 6. 15 Petals: 6.7
- 7. Tart: 7.5
- 8. Dust 2...: 8.3
- 9. Dissolve: 4.2
- 10. Alibi: 6.7
- 11. ...Dust: 7.0
- 12. Daddy Can I Turn This?: 7.2
- 13. Little Blue Window: 8.5
- 14. Episode Of Blonde: 8.0
- 15. Radio Silence: 8.6
- Song Average: 7.5
- Score: 73%
North (2003)

- 1. You Left Me In The Dark: 5.7
- 2. Someone Took The Words Away: 5.2
- 3. When Did I Stop Dreaming: 4.9
- 4. You Turned To Me: 5.0
- 5. Fallen: 3.8
- 6. When It Sings: 5.5
- 7. Still: 6.0
- 8. Let Me Tell You About Her: 4.8
- 9. Can You Be True?: 4.9
- 10. When Green Eyes Turn Blue: 4.5
- 11. I'm In The Mood Again: 4.8
- Song Average: 5.0
- Score: 46%
The Delivery Man (2004)

- 1. Button My Lip: 4.0
- 2. Country Darkness: 6.0
- 3. There's A Story In Your Voice: 5.9
- 4. Either Side Of The Same Town: 6.1
- 5. Bedlam: 4.7
- 6. The Delivery Man: 5.7
- 7. Monkey To Man: 5.6
- 8. Nothing Clings Like Ivy: 6.1
- 9. The Name Of This Thing Is Not Love: 6.0
- 10. Heart Shaped Bruise: 6.6
- 11. Needle Time: 3.8
- 12. The Judgement: 5.9
- 13. Scarlet Tide: 5.4
- Song Average: 5.5
- Score: 51%
The River In Reverse (2006)

- 1. On Your Way Down: 6.2
- 2. Nearest To You: 5.9
- 3. Tears, Tears And More Tears: 6.8
- 4. The Sharpest Thorn: 6.2
- 5. Who's Gonna Help Brother Get Further: 6.0
- 6. The River In Reverse: 6.1
- 7. Freedom For The Stallion: 7.0
- 8. Broken Promise Land: 5.8
- 9. Ascension Day: 6.0
- 10. International Echo: 5.6
- 11. All These Things: 6.9
- 12. Wonder Woman: 5.9
- 13. Six-Fingered Man: 5.7
- Song Average: 6.2
- Score: 60%
Momofuku (2008)

- 1. No Hiding Place: 7.0
- 2. American Gangster Time: 6.7
- 3. Turpentine: 6.4
- 4. Harry Worth: 6.0
- 5. Drum And Bone: 6.4
- 6. Flutter And Wow: 6.1
- 7. Stella Hurt: 6.6
- 8. Mr. Feathers: 7.2
- 9. My Three Sons: 6.9
- 10. Song With Rose: 6.7
- 11. Pardon Me Madam, My Name Is Eve: 7.4
- 12. Go Away: 6.3
- Song Average: 6.6
- Score: 66%
Author Comments:
Rankings
1. King Of America ****1/2/*****
2. My Aim Is True ****1/2/*****
3. Get Happy!!! ****1/2/*****
4. This Year's Model ****1/2/*****
5. Armed Forces ****/*****
6. Trust ****/*****
7. Spike ****/*****
8. Imperial Bedroom ***1/2/*****
9. When I Was Cruel ***1/2/*****
10. Almost Blue ***/*****
11. The Juliet Letters ***/*****
12. Momofuku ***/*****
13. Punch The Clock ***/*****
14. All This Useless Beauty ***/*****
15. The River In Reverse ***/*****
16. Painted From Memory **1/2/*****
17. Mighty Like A Rose **1/2/*****
18. Blood And Chocolate **1/2/*****
19. Kojak Variety **1/2/*****
20. The Delivery Man **1/2/*****
21. Brutal Youth **/*****
22. Goodbye Cruel World **/*****
23. North **/*****








This guy has uncommonly good album art.