Close encounters of the brunettes kind : a brutally honest account of dark-haired female personalities on which I have or have had a crush for the past ten years

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  • Iyari Limon 2003-current ah, what was life before Iyari ? I can't remember anymore :)
  • Carly Pope 2000-2002 oh, how I wanted to be unpopular in high school so I could be part of her gang
  • Sherilyn Fenn 1998-1999 oh, how I wanted to be an alcoholic so I could share those rude awakenings with her
  • Angel Boris 1997 forever branded on my mind for those few episodes of Beverly Hills 90210
  • Parker Posey 1996 wrapped in a satin sheet in the opening scene of Hal Hartley's Flirt is the single sexiest image I know in the history of movies
  • Gina Gershon 1995 the 90's will forever belong to Gina for the flesh she bare and the tears she shed in Showgirls and in Bound
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Naturally, this shouldn't be taken too seriously