The Christmas Songs that Egg on the Migraines.

Submitted by AlacritMusic on Mon, 12/24/2007 - 10:49
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  1. I love the holidays. I love the happy cheery feeling people get and the traditions that scatter everywhere. I love the decorations. I definitely love the food. It's a memorable time of the year, most of the time anyway.
  3. I hate the music. No no, carolers are fine, keep caroling. But pop culture bloomed, and thus keeps killing it year by year, causing the gift of Christmas music to decay THAT MUCH MORE... slowly...
  5. And so I give you my personal view on the songs that give my head a disasterous bedlam of pain.
  8. Dominick The Donkey (The Italian Christmas Donkey)
  9. As Performed By: Lou Monte
  11. The Christmas Shoes
  12. As Performed By: Newsong
  14. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays
  15. As Performed By: *Nsync
  17. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
  18. As Performed By: Gayla Peevey
  20. Jingle Bells
  21. As Performed By: Singing Dogs (aka Barking Dogs)
  23. Nuttin' For Christmas
  24. As Performed By: Stan Freberg
  26. Feliz Navidad
  27. As Performed By: Jose Feliciano
  29. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
  30. As Performed By: Elmo & Patsy
  32. Please, Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)
  33. As Performed By: John Denver
  35. All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
  36. As Performed By: Spike Jones & His City Slickers
  38. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
  39. As Performed By: Kenny G.
  41. Carol of the Bells
  42. As Performed By: Trans-Syberian Orchestra
  44. Do You See What I See?
  45. As Performed By: Carrie Underwood
  47. My Only Wish This Year
  48. As Performed By: Britney Spears
  50. Winter Wonderland
  51. As Performed By: Aretha Franklin
Author Comments: 

Here are some songs I can actually stand, and actually (cough) LIKE:

Sidenote: Some of these may baffle you, due to the fact that they're participant on numerous hate lists all over the internet.

- Barbara Striesand - Ave Maria
- Bing Crosby & David Bowie - Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy
- John Lennon and the Plastic Ono Band - Happy Christmas (War is Over)
- Josh Groban - O, Holy Night
- Nat King Cole - EVERYTHING BY THIS ARTIST IS PRICELESS
- Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmastime
- Wham! - Last Christmas