Chav Anthems
Submitted by proper job on Sun, 03/09/2008 - 10:16
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- Definition of Chavs:
- Non-educated delinquents
- the burgeoning peasant underclass
- They are a constant annoyance to society who's appearence is not at all discreet (Females wear skirts better described as wide belts with stilettos or trainers, while the males have shaved heads (often with logos like Nike stenciled in) and trackie bottoms) There is variation in clothing.
- Anyway, apart from being violent, foul mouthed, cider drinkning, anti-social members of society (I could go on) they also have the worst taste in music.
- This list (I hope) will highlight the absolute rubbish they listen to and aim to steer people well clear from these songs.
- I have a few to get started with and I will add as I remember songs and hear new ones.
- If you could post any that you know of that would be great and i will add them to the list
- The main genres that chavs listen to are:
- R&B
- Hip-Hop
- Rap
- EDM (in its most cheesy and commercial form)
- The stuff they listen to will be the worst examples of these genres (if the genre is not alredy awful) and I appreciate that there will be some that do not fall into these genres and I am interested (i have no idea why) to know of the songs that dont fall into these catagories.
- If you dont know how to spot a chav anthem, below is a guide of how to recognise when something is a chav anthem.
- Anything with female vocals sung in an octave not humanly possibe and near to sound frequencies heard by dogs will most likely be one.
- Anything being played out of a mobile phone as the person walks along will probably be one.
- Anything being played very loud out of a souped up car with a spoiler as big as the car stuck on the back of it will most deffinately be a chav anthem.
- Anything on a "Clubland" Compilation CD will be one.
- Any song name that uses slang words such as "wanna" instead of "want to" or "gonna" instead of "going to" etc.
- (more will come as i think of them or witness them)
- Here You Go....I Thought Of A New One
- Anything Played At the "Clubland" and "Sound Of Bassline" nights at "Es Paradis" this season in Ibiza
- The List....(not that big at the moment)
- Cascada- Every Time We Touch
- Cascada- Truly Madly Deeply
- Cascada- What Hurts the Most
- (in fact anything by cascada)
- Sean Kingston- Beautiful Girl
- 50 Cent- In the Club (or is it In Da Club?)
- Scooter- The Logical Song (Actually anything by Scooter)
- Eminem- Anything by him
- T2 Feat. Jodie Aysha- Heartbroken
- Addictive Feat. T2- Gonna be Mine
- Kim Sozzi- Break Up (probably the worst vocals i have ever heard)
- Basshunter- Now You're Gone
- H'two' O Feat. Platnum- Whats it Gonna Be
- Ultrabeat- Sure Feels Good
- Ultrabeat- Elysium (I Go Crazy)
- Ultrabeat- I Wanna Touch You
- (as with cascada, anything they do is bad enough to be on the list)
- Delinquent Feat. KCAT- My Destiny
- September- Cry For You
- ITS OFFICIAL.......THE ULTIMATE CHAV ANTHEM HAS BEEN MADE, IT IS:
- Blackout Crew- Bbbbounce
- Truly awful and so bad you will want to kill yourself that EDM has sunk this low
Author Comments:
If you want a more detailed description of a Chav go to "urban dictionairy" (some very funny definitions)
Don't forget H20 - What We Gonna Do and September - Cry For You
Ah, thanks.
I had forgotten i made this list!
Is that a new song by H20???? It sounds like the lyrics from the one i posted......
I supose i will add Cry For You although i do have a soft spot for that song regardless of how bad it is! Its probably the best of the bunch!
Oh yeah, didn't see H20 there