Celebs Who Drive Me NUTS -- And Why
Submitted by frenzee on Wed, 08/03/2005 - 06:38
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- Fran Drescher - Her voice makes me want to stuff sofa cushions into my ears. I lived in NYC and nobody sounded THAT nasal.
- Megan Mullally - Another one who's voice is like fingernails on a blackboard to me. I never watched a single episode of Will & Grace - a show I'd probably have liked - because my brain cells beat the inside of my skull whenever I hear her talk.
- Dr. Phil - I don't like the way he condescends to people. He comes off as a righteous know-it-all with the only answers.
- Rosie Perez - Her accent is sooo prominent that it's almost overkill. It's OK, Rosie, we know you're Latina.
- Carson Daly - He's everywhere! Well, maybe not as much as a few years ago, but he has just gotten WAY too much exposure. Perhaps he's homeless and just drifts from set to set.
- Pamela Anderson - Oh look, BOOBS! There's something I've never seen before!
- Kennedy - I wrote a whole RANTZ entry on that wench!
- Britney Spears - She needs to figure out who she is, and stick with it. And WHY do we need another newlywed celebrities reality show?!
- Jennifer Love Hewitt - I'm sick of her, she's always been overrated, and she was never that great.
- Anna Nicole Smith - I shouldn't even need to post a reason for this one!
- Lindsay Lohan - She's all over the place. She's turning into a redheaded Britney Spears, as well.
- Joan & Melissa Rivers - Hell yes, they count as one person! And who the hell died and left them the queens in charge of what looks good? Have you seen Joan's face lately? Either she's turning Japanese or it's time to lay off the scalpel.
Author Comments:
More to follow. Count on it. What's with all those biotches with three names, anyway?
The only one I disagree with is Pamela Anderson. Like it not, boobs never get old. Er, at least not with millions of dollars of surgery.
Hers will get old, just like every other woman's. That silicone will be hovering south of the border in another ten years. ;)
Hey! Nice to see you here making lists! :D I agree with all of the above.
Yeah, you've gone and got me addicted to this place!