bertie's hotties
Submitted by bertie on Mon, 07/26/2004 - 05:30
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- No particular order. Just as they occur to me.
- Juliette Lewis - The lewdest smile in the movies. See her in Strange Days, for e.g.
- Jenny Agutter - No longer young, but when I was younger I had a thang for her. See her in The Eagle Has Landed and Walkabout.
- Jodie Foster - Good lookin' but she has brains too.
- Denise Richards - Okay, not a great actress, but surely a great looker. I think of her as Miss Dazzling Smile after her turn in Starship Troopers. But for highest thermal effect you must see her rassle with Neve Campbell in Wild Things.
- Sarah Michelle Gellar - Not just another dime-a-dozen blonde, but a true beauty. Oh Buffy...
- Heather Graham - Made Lost in Space worth watching. Ridiculously miscast in From Hell. Looked not fully with it in Austin Powers.
- Jeri Ryan - Star Trek Voyager's 7 of 9. I'd give her 9 out of 10. Not such a happy personal life lately, but what a heavenly body.
- Julianne Moore - Had to add a redhead. Would rather have seen JF continue in the role of Clarice Starling, but JM does well enough.
- Gillian Anderson - While X-Files were on she was the most beautiful woman on TV. Too bad she wore a suit most of the time.
Author Comments:
Jim, you knew it had to happen eventually with bad influences like stooky around :?D
It's hard not to dance to the tune Stooky hums. I'm tempted to create such a list myself.
I'd love to see such a list, I'm planning on going to music next, or should I say Beyonce is drawing me there. I'm bulging with...hmmhmm...ideas.
Hehe
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Go for it, Jim. I'm sure the wife will understand :-D
Oh yeah! Denise Richards, a person narrowly axed from the list. When she pops out of the pool in a bikini, I was like "Now there's a good way to ensure a mass epidemic of blindness in 12-15 year old boys."
T'ho
>:?D <---- bad-boy stook
Is Jeri Ryan the one with really short hair? I don't watch much Star Trek. Good body, but I'm not much for really short hair.
Are you only naming movie stars here?
I wouldn't say it was really short hair, but a bit short. She's the one with the Borg doohicky over her left eye. Yes, probably only movie or tv stars.
Ah yes, Gillian Anderson, Mulder was kinda cool but Scully was a stone cold fox. Hehe. A pun within a pun.
T'ho
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Stooky, welcome back. What took so long - did you build yourself a new place?
GA's a cool beauty; perfect for several seasons of 'sexual tension'.
I went and moved before I had an apartment. Definate mistake but now I have many camping stories. Now I have my valuptuous 19th century 2 story slobber-worthy house and I am mucho happy. Moving my belongings tomorrow.
The kiss was so darn bad though. And what the heck was that plotline about Mulder's disappearing (literally) sister, how very touched by an angel that was.
T'ho
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So tell me a camping story. [Just kidding - please don't - unless it's really good.] From millennia-old woods to century-old house: you've come up in the world. Pardon while I wipe my chin.
All I cared about was glimpsing the sultriness behind the mask of cool scientist every week. Those eyes, those lips, those...Pardon me while I wipe my chin again :-p***
Has Star Trek: Voyager replaced X-Files? ie. sultry behind the mask of coolness.
T'ho
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You're right, Scully and Seven are similar types. Seven's coolness is no mask, however, which must frustrate her crewmates mightily. Presumably only the doctor has got into her tights, hologrammatically. But I haven't seen all the Voyager episodes, so there may have been shennanigans of which I'm unaware.
uma!
You refer to Uma Thermalwoman? A definite hottie, but somehow not my type. Not to say I'd refuse to cross swords with her - so to speak.
Cross swords indeed. I have one word for you: theadventuresofbaronmunchausen. Warning! nipple: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen http://www.smelliest.com/pictures/uma_thurman14.jpg and Warning! tasteful painted nudity: Where The Heart Is http://www.modelosyfamosas.com/famosas_desnudas/Uma_Thurman_desnuda/fotos_Uma_Thurman_desnuda_28.jpg
I am going to tell myself that you have forgotten her impressive body of work.
God! to only look like her.…
And only the other day I was considering buying The Baron's Adventures on dvd. Reconsidering...
Thanks for the images - even the arty one. But they won't get Uma (or herma) on the list.
You are entitled to your crazy thoughts. I was just wanted to document the Thurmanator outside the Tarrantinoverse.
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen might be worth it for the ultra-brief appearance of the ultra-hot (bitd) Sting.
Jodie Foster (and Uma Thurman, BTW) have faces that are too 'hard' and angular for my tastes.
I see what you mean, but Jodie's intelligence adds curves to my perception.
To each his own.