Beat It!: Songs About/Mentioning Masturbation

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  • The Buzzcocks, "Orgasm Addict"
  • Violent Femmes, "Blister in the Sun"
  • Cyndi Lauper, "She Bop"
  • Billy Idol/Generation X, "Dancing With Myself"
  • Prince, "Darling Nikki"
  • Green Day, "Longview"
  • The Vapors (or Liz Phair), "Turning Japanese"
  • Divinyls, "I Touch Myself"
  • The Police, "Be My Girl (Sally)"
  • Roxy Music, "In Every Dream Home A Heartache"
  • The Who, "Pictures of Lily"*
  • Elvis Costello, "The Beat"* & "Pump It Up" & "Mystery Dance"
  • The Undertones, "Teenage Kicks"*
  • The Knack, "My Sharona"*
  • Billy Joel, "Captain Jack"*
  • Jackson Browne, "Rosie"*
  • Tori Amos, "Icicle"*
  • Weezer, "Why Bother"
  • XTC, "Pink Thing"
  • Veruca Salt, "Seether"
  • Tubeway Army, "Everyday I Die"
  • New Order, "The Perfect Kiss"
  • The Cure, "Close to Me"
  • Dresden Dolls, "Coin-Operated Boy"
  • Killer Pussy, "Pocket Pool"
  • The Decemberists, "Billy Liar"
  • Billy Bragg, "St. Swithin's Day"
  • Tweet, "Oops Oh My"
  • Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper, "She's Vibrator Dependent"
  • Crispin Hellion Glover, "Auto-Manipulator"
Author Comments: 

I know this one's been done to death, but I'm trying to use Listology as a means of organizing potential mix ideas as well as for organizing my pop cultural thoughts. Any input or suggestions would be most welcome!

*Starred songs were suggested in the comment section. Thanks!

Interesting list! How about:

Pictures Of Lily - The Who
Rosie - Jackson Browne
Captain Jack - Billy Joel

Rats, I should have remembered "Pictures of Lilly"! Thanks for the reminder, as well as the other suggestions.

How about.
My Sharona by the Knack, while arguably about Sharona herself, the rhythm suggests the singer was thinking about her in a private moment, in the comfort of his bathroom or bed.

Undertones- Teenage Kicks
Tori Amos- Icicle
Elvis Costello- The Beat

T'ho

:?)

The final product:

Ode to Onanism:
Elvis Costello, "Pump it Up"
The Undertones, "Teenage Kicks"
Generation X, "Dancing With Myself"
Cyndi Lauper, "She Bop"
Weezer, "Why Bother"
Killer Pussy, "Pocket Pool"
The Dresden Dools, "Coin-Operated Boy (live)"
The Decemberists, "Billy Liar"
The Who, "Pictures of Lily"
Billy Bragg, "St. Swithin's Day"
Tubeway Army, "Everyday I Die"
Tweet, "Oops Oh My"
Elvis Costello, "Mystery Dance"
Roxy Music, "In Every Dream Home a Heartache"
Buzzcocks, "Orgasm Addict"
Liz Phair w/Material Issue, "Turning Japanese"
XTC, "Pink Thing"
The Police, "Be My Girl - Sally"
Violent Femmes, "Blister in the Sun"
Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper, "She's Vibrator Dependent"
Tori Amos, "Icicle"
Crispin Hellion Glover, "Auto-Manipulator"

Britney Spears - The Touch of My Hand

"I love myself
It's not a sin
I can't control
What's happenin'

Hee.