[artists] top 10 ways I describe my brother's band to other people

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  1. Casual Friday is like...
  2. Cheap Trick meets Black Flag
  3. Cheap Trick takes Black Flag to see My Big Fat Greek Wedding
  4. The Specials donate a kidney to Big Star
  5. The Jesus and Mary Chain and Urge Overkill invest in a small-cap growth fund together
  6. The Cure spreads nasty rumors about Bad Brains after they break up
  7. Fleetwood Mac loans the Verve Pipe money to open a mid-priced sushi eatery
  8. The Rentals get a B-plus in Sociology 213
  9. Five Iron Frenzy takes some neighborhood kids trick-or-treating, but ends up egging Elvis Costello's mailbox
  10. If the Pixies had a crush on Oasis, and they really want to ask them out, but they're too scared, right, so they ask Spoon to do it instead, but Spoon has kind of a crush on Oasis, too, so they pretend to ask for the Pixies but not really, so the Pixies give up any hope of ever dating Oasis, and Spoon gets to take Oasis to junior prom two months later
  11. Weezer
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Kick ass! I really liked #9.