5 Reasons Why Tim Burton Is Out Of His Mind And 3 Reasons I like It That Way
Submitted by grandpa_chum on Fri, 10/29/2004 - 01:41
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3 Reasons Tim Burton Is Out Of His Mind
- 1. Remaking The Planet Of The Apes
- 2. Making Edward Scissorhands At All
- 3. Remaking Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory
- 4. Making such terrible Batman movies which are neither funny nor star Adam West... Holy Injustice!
- 5. Beetlejuice, by looking at it you'd think it'd be no. 1, not with Timmy.
- The two basic problems i have with these two remakes is that to me charlton heston and gene wilder CANNOT be replaced and that I have a fundemental problem with remaking movies I think are just fine the way they are... he can only go down from there.
3 Reasons I Like It That Way
- 1. Making Mars Attacks! The Way He Did
- 2. Who Else Would Make A Pee-Wee Herman Movie?
- 3. Somehow Making A Shit Story Like Big Fish Work
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Just some gripes and praises for the oddity that is Tim Burton... realized i liked marky mark too much to have em on the list because of being in a horendous remake... and just saw edward scissorhands and realized how horrid it was
Making Terrible Batman Movies?? what!! they are pretty damn great, compared to Batman & Robin.
I'm sorry, i guess i just can't like a batman movie that doesn't star adam west and isn't a comedy... just doesn't work for me. Action batman movie?! just sounds preposterous.
"Penguin, Joker, Riddler... and CATWOMAN, too! The sum of the angles of that rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate!"