15 Things Rushmore could be doing if he hadn't discovered Listology
Submitted by lukeprog on Sat, 07/24/2004 - 03:51
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- Achieving world peace
- Sleeping
- Eating
- Dating
- Exercising
- Fucking
- Replicating New York City with legos
- Inventing time travel
- Assassinating Paul Walker, George Lucas, and McG
- Avoiding carpal tunnel syndrome
- Watching more movies
- Watching more television
- Reading more books
- Listening to more music
- Living
Author Comments:
This list is (hopefully) a good-natured jest. It's a tribute to the massive amount of Listology content Rushmore is constantly generating.
I know absolutely nothing about Rushmore's life, so any jibe's that hit a sore spot were not intended to do so.
I hope Rushmore is doing at least three of these things along with contributing to Listology. :-)
The three being... sleeping, eating, and living?
Nah, who needs sleep? No, I was hoping Rushmore was eating and living, but George Lucas, Paul Walker, and McG have to die.
Thank you for your support. Perhaps we could start up a fund for Jason Bourne to do the job.
No. It must be Rushmore... for he is The One.
George Lucas assassination?
T'ho
:?)
He obviously has run out of creative talent and sense. He holds power over so many beloved properties, we can't let him fuck them all up, so he must die before he does so.
Okay. But I...liked...don't shoot...the first 2 of the pre-three.
T'ho
:?D
Rushmore, your new mission is to shoot stooky.
|:?0 <---stook starts packing for long trip to "The Bahamas"
T'ho
:?)
i wouldnt shoot you stooky but i may use you in a money gaining hostage situation, if thats ok with you...
you get like 2% of it? sounds fair.
No i wouldnt kill paul walker though, because he was in 'Road Kill / joy ride'..but hey..hhhmmm thats finished now..maybe..maybe.
Thankyou for poking fun at me in an article form luke :) I saw it on recent updates '10 things rushmore' thats all i read then clicked, didnt know what to expect. lol your right though i do add alot to listology, its true, but i do have a life also :) i do live, i eat, i dont solve world peace but theres a time for everything so keep watching the news! :) Ive been dating b4, just broken up :( (cry)
so i do live!! i have life!! lol
funny post, but ill have to think up a funny REVENGE POST!! :[]
ok
I look forward to it.
lol im still trying to think of a REVENGE POST! but what i'll do is think of something weak and stupid! lol but i am getting there
lol looks like youve added a few
2% sounds good, but there's one serious problem. Who in there right mind would pay cash money for Stook? Now if you wanted to use Winston, my bassett hound you might get somewhere. He's a STAR!
Notice the quotations...
Teehee.
T'ho
:?)
Ohhhh... quotes... well, you tricked me pretty easily *smiles sheepishly*
A word to the wise: don't tell your hunter where you're hiding.
"ghjfnvb" <---- keys pressed by my jaw dropping
How could I have missed that you liked Attack of the Clones?! Are you MAD?! (he says, while guiltily admitting The Phantom Menace wasn't as bad as I was led to believe :-). Hey, wait, I don't see AotC on your 2002 list. Couldn't bring yourself to categorize it publicly and for posterity? You do realize AotC is one of only six movies I've bothered to pan, right?