10 movies that I truly hate (excludes sequels)
Submitted by Sysperia on Mon, 01/03/2005 - 12:55
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- Beaches: Well, everyone in the theatre was crying but me.
I believe I was actually very near wretching.
Awful. - Twister: It just didn't to it for me. I usually enjoy special effects/disaster films,
at least in a tongue-in-cheek manner.
Not this one. - Braveheart: The only part I enjoyed (and it took 3 attempts to watch it before I got all the way through)
was when they ripped him apart at the end. I don't know
why Gibson rubs me so wrong in this movie, but this flick was the beginning of
my heartfelt dislike for the man in general.
I catch alot of anger over not liking this movie.
From friends and strangers alike. - Glitter: If you don't understand why I didn't enjoy
this one, you've not seen it. - Nell: Well, it is worth a laugh or two.
Really beneath Jodie in my humble opinion.
All I can say is wow. I get embarrassed for her.
Excruciating to view. - The Cat In The Hat: Oh such brilliant material that goes so awry.
I don't think this movie could've been
less interesting if it tried. Completely defiled the magic
of this book and seasonal cartoon. - Private Parts: Well, firstly it's Howard Stern. Secondly, I had to watch
him justify his letchery for the benefit of his (now former) wife.
I feel he must've got caught cheating and
did this film as penance.
Thirdly, flabby butt cheeks...that's all I have. - Weekend At Bernie's: Even the concept of this film causes me gastric distress.
The fact that it is sequeled makes me worry for the future of the world.
I've liked some pretty absurd comedy in my life. I consider myself quite tolerant.
This one is one of my comedy boundaries.
There is no crossing it for me. - Man On The Moon: A friend talked me into watching this. Telling me how compelling Andy was as a person
and how good Jim Carey is at playing him.
I agreed on neither point.
Totally forgettable and whereever the movie attempted to hook me emotionally, it failed. - The Bodyguard: This is my quintessential "what's wrong with American popular movies" offering.
Absolutely miserable. Not even a hint of sexiness, intrigue,
or anything else that might've accidentally engaged me.
Author Comments:
Movies we hate are sometimes obvious and other times completely inexplicable. These are wretched for me. No doubt about it.
Reading this list reminds me of why I love you so much!! It is so strange, people who know you actually want to sit at your feet and listen to your opinions for the simple reason - the way you state them is so ~you~. It's great!
I about spit out my coffee laughing at Nell. I watch it when I am bored, then go around answering my kids with " chickochickochickoPeaaaaa" Just to aggravate them and amuse myself.