My Shelf of Constant Reproach

  • I've organized this list by author in an attempt to make it more cohesive/ able to review.
  • Also, these are only ones that I actually *own* and still just sit on their neatly organized shelf of the bookcase...
  • b/c otherwise, this list would be sooo much longer.

  • Adams, Douglas
  • Every book after the first Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  • (For some reason, I cannot bring myself to do it.)

  • Alexie, Sherman
  • Indian Killer
  • The Toughest Indian in the World
  • _(I've been wanting to read Alexie since watching Smoke Signals and just can't.)

  • Atwood, Margaret
  • Surfacing
  • The Robber's Bride
  • (Darn you Moxy Fruvous... if it weren't for the song "My Baby Loves A Bunch Of Authors", I wouldn't care about these.)

  • Bradbury, Ray
  • Fahrenheit 451
  • (I've "gotten the gist" of this one for so long, it seems pointless to read it now.)

  • Bronte, Emily
  • Wuthering Heights
  • (Something about the obsession and forbidden love... saw the movie but now can't bring myself to read it. It seems painful.)

  • Clarke, Susanna
  • Johnathan Strange and Mr. Norrell
  • (I told a friend I'd read this book this month... yeeeah, have you seen how thick and ominous this sucker is?)

  • Dickens, Charles
  • Tale of Two Cities
  • Oliver Twist
  • Hard Times
  • (Dude, I should just give these away. I seriously don't think I'd be able to do it.)

  • Hesse, Hermann
  • Steppenwolf
  • Beneath the Wheel

  • Huxley, Aldous
  • Antic Hay And The Gioconda Smile
  • Brave New World
  • (Same reason as Fahrenheit)

  • Kincaid, Jamaica
  • A Small Place
  • Annie John
  • (I read an excerpt for class once, and can't imagine reading these now that I've acquired them.)

  • L'Engle, Madeleine
  • Any of the books after A Wrinkle in Time.
  • (same reason as Hitchiker's.)

  • Lowry, Lois
  • Messenger
  • Gathering Blue
  • (Same reasons as L'Engle and Adams.)

  • Morrison, Toni
  • The Bluest Eye
  • Song of Solomon
  • (Saw Beloved and lost interest, but didn't think the movie was bad?)

  • Orwell, George
  • 1984
  • (Same reason as Bradbury and Huxley.)

  • Rowling, J.K.
  • All of the Harry Potter series
  • (I keep making excuses, but the true reason is the thickness of them. Egads, I can't imagine reading a young adult literature books SO BIG. And don't say "it's so good it will go fast" b/c NO.)

  • Salinger, J.D.
  • Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters; and, Seymour
  • Franny and Zooey
  • Nine Stories
  • (Catcher in the Rye ruined it for me; I should have read the others first.)

  • Thoreau, Henry David
  • Walden and Other Writings
  • (Oh, I'm sure fantastic quotes can be found in it about nature... but I can't imagine reading it b/c of the mostly unrelated novel Old Man and the Sea)

  • Voigt, Cynthia
  • The Tillerman series
  • (I don't have the whole thing yet, but just the same, I just have this feeling I'm going to hate it... but should read it b/c of my teaching stuff.)

  • Wharton, Edith
  • The House of Mirth
  • (Meh. I think it's her name. hah!)


  • There are so many others that are not in my personal library that I've stayed away from. A snippet: Tolstoy, Tolkien, Faulkner, Steinbeck... not to mention some of the younger crowd books...! Another time, another library acquisition. haha
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This is the NPR article from which inspiration for this list occurred:
http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2009/06/the_shelf_of_constant_reproac...