ways to say no to solicitations in a chatroom
Submitted by k3vin on Tue, 09/21/2004 - 10:42
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- Sorry I don't hook up in chatrooms, I prefer my pick ups to be old fashioned, during last call in bars.
- Not tonight dear, I have a headache.
- Let's just skip a bunch of steps and start arguing about whose CDs are whose.
- sure!, do you have any objections to de-lousing afterwards?
- OK, when you get to the front gate, tell the guard you are visiting #312-30002-64
- You'll have to hide the condoms in the crumb cake
- I'd love to but I am out of liquor
- Tonight is the night I normally bind my feet, but as long as you bring your own diapers.
- My mom does not let me have guests after 10:00 so hurry up
- Might as well, I just ran out of batteries
- Lets see, I have an 8:15, a 9:45 and ooh a 30 minute one at 11:00.
- Sure, my scabs are almost ready to fall off
- You don't mind if I continue my online version of Millionaire at the same time do you?
- Great my website needed another performance
- OK, but if there is a cop car in front, keep driving.
- Well I am pretty sure my ex was caught again...
- I'll be in cooler drawer "A", just walk through the parlour and go downstairs to the embalming room
- I was just thinking how long its been since I have fed.
- You have nice veins right?
- Its not a full moon is it?
- I'd love to, but my body jewelry is adjusting to MY body chemistry.
- I forget, which sin are we committingwill we be breaking?
Author Comments:
Ok so these may not all work equally well, but I hope they are equally humorous. This, by the way was a completely spontaneous list, inspired by the first two.
Interesting list. The last one should probably be 'which sin will we be committing' or 'which law will we be breaking.'
Good point. I think I was thinking of mortal sins and commandments. What do I know acording to some dante quiz I am in the 8th level of hades already.