Dull or inappropriate topics to have on dates or at parties
Submitted by k3vin on Sun, 09/19/2004 - 11:39
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- "Did you hear seatbelt usage was at an all-time high?"
- "So which do hate more, the itching or the swelling?"
- "Don't get me started on Veneral warts!"
- "Pork is my 3rd favorite kind of meat"
- "Whats your favorite white zinfandel?"
- "Is the vinyl on these booths making your underwear soak through?"
- "In revenge of the teenage texas chainsaw massacre, did you like the part where....."
- "Yesterday morning, in bed, I asked my dog if he..."
- "I just love my poochie woochie kins"(especially when there is no dog present)
- "You just can't find good service anymore, where is that waiter with the saltines?"
- "I make this at home, but with SPAM"
- "Let me tell you about my Aunt Sheila's senior and single cruise"
- "Thats the fifth time someone thought I was gay"
- "So I was telling my dark lord, Satan......"
- "That dress really compliments the veins on your neck"
- "Ever tried asphyxio-erotica? Totally Awesome"
- "So the cops brought the naked teen aged Thai kid back and he was dead in 15 minutes"
- "Let me show you my leatherbound copies of the Nixon tapes, sometime".
- "Remember during the Iran-Contra hearings when Daniel Inouye said....."
- "Making copies!" (or any dated SNL Catch Phrase - except for 'isn't that special, that is still ok' unless you are actually Dana Carvey or a real church lady)
- "I saw this weird list on Listology of things not to say, want to hear them?"
Author Comments:
I had a slow date this week, and started to think of bad converstaion starters. That idea evolved into this list. Add your own, and I will judge them and maybe compliment this list with them.
Hahaha!