Driving Zoo of Peeves
Submitted by k3vin on Wed, 06/30/2004 - 12:13
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- Making a left turn so wide, you doubt they even turned the wheel a degree
- Driving down the middle of the road if there are parked cars, and expecting you to pull over to let them through.
- Driving so far from the parked cars, they are actually closer to parked cars on the left than the ones they are avoiding on the right.
- People that do not understand 4 way stops.
- Impatient people at 4 way stops.
- People that assume mall entrances are 4 way stops.
- Slow mergers on highway on ramps.
- People that merge so fast expecting you to move left, even though that lane is full.
- Slow drivers in the left lane.
- People that pass on the right not giving you a chance to move over when you realize how slow you are going compared to traffic.
- People talking on their cell phone while maneuvering through a parking structure.
- Not stopping before a right turn on red.
- Not taking an allowed left turn on red from a one way to a one way.
- Drivers that honk at you to turn when it is expressly forbidden to turn on red, left or right.
- Drivers that do not give pedestrians the right of way
- Pedestrians, walking on don't walk, and tying up the very short opportunity for motorists to make their turn.
- Not seeing motorcycles or bikes.
- Old people that should not be driving. (not all of them, just the ones that should not be).
- People in 4 wheel drives, speeding during Ice and Snow thinking they are immune.
- People in 2 weel drives going so slow, pushing would be faster.
- People that treat speed bumps like they are mountains.
- SUVs treating speed bumps like they are Mount Everest. Going so slow, you could paint the front of the speed bump and it would be dry before their wheels touch it. These same people could even bee the icy speeders.
- People that require men with flashlights to park in a parking structure.
- People in unfamiliar territory refusing the believe the reality of one way streets.
- Putting on make-up while driving.
- Shaving while driving.
- Having sex while driving
- Need I say, leaving your blinkers on?
- How about not using your turn signals.
- People behind you that expect you to speed through a yellow light, when clearly it was unsafe for you, much less those behind you.
- Student drivers.
- Drivers that should return to class.
- In Dash DVD Players
- Boom Boom Stereos playing bad music.
- Can I say enough times talking on the phone while maneuvering a parking structure???
- Unless the driver is hot :-)
Author Comments:
I'll be adding to this list as it goes on. As I drive more during the day, I notice a lot of bad driving. I kind of laugh about it. I could have a whole list dedicated to the driving within the Central Baptist Hopsital parking structure, but I will show restraint. Since I started this list, I became a professional Taxi Driver. My experience grows.
Don't be hating! :-)
The only place I see the word h*te is in your message. :-P
By compiling this list, I create a calm while driving, since instead of getting mad or "h*ting" I think to myself. "Oh good I can add to my list!"