Annoying people

  • People making noises when they chew
  • People who talk through movies
  • People like my mother
  • People who say I'm like my mother
  • People who say words like "yummy" and "yucky"
  • People who excell in science or math
  • People who are pretentious
  • Overweight people that give me diet advice
  • People who give advice without asking and get upset when you don't take it
  • People who criticize your work when they aren't capable of doing it themselves
  • People who critcize for fun
  • Friends who defend those who were assholes to you
  • People who think you're stupid because you didn't get a 4.0
  • People who are always on their cell phone when they're with you
  • People who think your family isn't annoying, but think they know more about them than you
  • People who don't respond for 20 minutes on AIM
  • People who chew with their mouths open
  • People who hover over you
  • Strangers who invite themselves to use your things
  • People who compare their 8 year-old to you in terms of: workload, singing, drawing, grades, etc.
  • People who eat food in your car without asking first
  • People who have coffee with you for only twenty minutes
Author Comments: 

That's all for now, but I could keep going. I'm not really that annoyed by people, but these are some things that are currently driving me crazy.