Ways to Have Sex
Submitted by Elston on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 17:35
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- masturbate onto someone’s face
- masturbate while watching someone peeing, having that person pee on you, drinking their pee and/or eating their snot
- hump someone’s hair (preferably long & beautiful)
- receive a finger thrust in your bum (work your way up to multiple fingers)
- masturbate while examining, fondling, or eating someone’s bum (hole) and try to land your orgasmic juices on that pernicious affection (for heightened exoticness procure an old wrinkly bum; all this can be performed on a vagina instead of a bum - that method containing the rapturous benefit of being able to lap up vaginal juices)
- Sit on the knee of a lactating mother, suckle the milk from her teat and discharge into her lap
- Suck and swallow the saliva from someone’s mouth (have them gather a mouthful first, you’ve done it right if the tongue is dry, also be aware that certain mouths produce better results)
- masturbate while watching people screwing without them knowing you’re there (through a key hole, hole in the wall or while hiding in the room etc); you can also simply watch someone masturbate; try having someone stroke you while you’re watching the spectacle; if possible, arrange with the woman involved in the lewd act to capture the man’s seed in a dish, then have her bring it to you to be consumed warm and fresh (cannot be done if you’re hiding in the room and the man must not be aware of the operation or the whole procedure is ruined); if the preceding method is to your tastes then try this: while you’re erupting (from drinking the unawares man’s treasure) have an accomplice feed you your own juices as quickly as they escape (this enhances the already explosive climax) (your accomplice can use a separate dish or just use her hands to collect and feed you your discharge)
- masturbate while watching someone exercising; then inhale the sweaty aroma of their armpits, vagina, bum hole (the armpit is easily the grandest odour); and finally screw their sweat-drenched armpit while sniffing the other (…though it may be a myth, it’s believed that redheads have an infinitely more violent underarm aroma)
- find someone who hasn’t bathed for weeks (and that means positively no bum wiping), sit them in a tub containing a few litres of alcohol, wash their grimy body with a sponge, then drink a few glasses of the now browned and dirty brew and, as they say: the rest writes itself; a more practical method is perhaps to find an extremely dirty foot and to sniff, suck, savour, and swallow all the filth that has collected (be sure to get between the toes) (ideally the foot shouldn’t have been washed for a month and been covered by the same sock or stocking the whole time)
- find someone who is physically deformed, for example a legless cripple, someone sporting an impressive scar or someone missing an eye…admire, caress, kiss and/or suck the exotic marks
- find a beautifully gracious woman who nonetheless is able to belch loud and frequently, after wining and dining have her shoot as many great belches down your gullet as possible, inhale and swallow everything that comes your way (a couple glasses of beer or cola works wonders)
- feed someone a delicious and hearty meal served with an emetic dissolved in water (something to induce vomiting), while waiting for the medicine to take it’s course start to kiss them passionately, clasp your mouth to theirs and get ready for them to expel their barely digested dinner into your mouth and swallow as much as you can (if you haven’t had your fill, you can induce more of the strange liquid by pushing your tongue far into their mouth); since swallowing the curious contents will likely make you lose your own dinner, you can then spew your bounty back into their mouth to be swallowed in turn, back and forth until you both pass out in your own filth
- an entirely novel manner of dining is to rub your food in someone’s wet vagina before taking a bite
- inhale and swallow the farts from someone’s bum (this works best as a role play: one person pretends to be a virgin who has never been seen naked before and thus punishes their companion with farts for trying to steal away their purity); further winds can be stirred by darting the tongue into the anus; again, sometimes a foul, old, and wrinkly bum is preferred (consuming an abundance of dairy products can help increase the payload delivered)
- perform oral sex on a woman while she’s menstruating (the generally recognized standard is to bring her to orgasm and swallow everything); or, instead of bringing your lips to her unclean vagina, merely eat her expelled menstrual discharge
- get someone to chew pastry and then expel it back into your mouth for swallowing, do the same with alcohol: have them gargle and swish it about and then returned to the mouth of it’s rightful owner
- have someone squeeze out a turd into your opened pants, take your treasure away with you and savour it at home or around the city; have several people queued in a line each drop a swarthy treasure into your breeches (loose-fitting pants recommended, though it’s really a matter of taste); have someone poop their pants before beginning to make love with them (again, sort of a role play – scold the person with a poopy butt for being naughty); get someone to poop into a large pot over several days, once it’s full take the pot alone into your inner room, gaze at your treasure, sniff, inhale, touch, handle and finally, anoint yourself
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Collected from the Marquis de Sade's 120 Days of Sodom. I made this list some months ago and totally forgot about it. It is quite far from finished, but I thought I would post what I have done so far.