Times I Almost Died

  • At birth, almost hung by my own tangled umbilical cord.
  • Age three, ran after my ball into the street before stopping just short of an oncoming car.
  • Age five, a hurricane knocked a tree down in our backyard, almost crushing my entire family.
  • Age eight, while walking down the diving board with my eyes closed, slipped, hit my head, caught my leg between the board and railing, and hung dripping blood.
  • Age nine, my family's car hit ice, spun across several lanes of oncoming highway holiday traffic, and ran into the railing. I wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
  • Age ten, fell from the top of a 40-foot tree, breaking branches all the way down.
  • Age fifteen, running across four lanes of traffic, crippled by losing a shoe halfway across.
  • Age nineteen, fell down a flight of concrete stairs made slippery by rain.
  • Age twenty-one, working 40 feet above ground laying on my stomach on a board, slipped most of the way headfirst off the board before stopping myself with a leg.